Real gaming is sitting in a counter-strike lobby, not picking a game mode bc everyone is indecisive

she lethal on my company til i die to eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension

just learned jerma isnt real. day ruined

just crashed my car. this is how i learned my mercedes bendz

bouta just buy a CRATE of lettuce. humgry

ben wants to take me to north korea. i think he just wants me gone fr. jokes on him, im best buds with randall park, he wont let nothin happen to me

this mf caught me stealing from walmart. bitch don't you know it's black friday???

Everything I do is legal as fuck, ask anybody. I’m dripping in law and order.