GODSPEED ⚡️
@neverlie999.bsky.social
I Post Facts and Jokes 🤓😜
I’m a traveler
Stay tuned to my page 😛
I’m a traveler
Stay tuned to my page 😛
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
December 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
When a two-year-old hands you their ringing toy phone, no matter how badass you think you are, you answer it.
December 23, 2024 at 12:19 PM
When a two-year-old hands you their ringing toy phone, no matter how badass you think you are, you answer it.
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said 'Parking Fine.'
-Tim Vine
-Tim Vine
December 23, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said 'Parking Fine.'
-Tim Vine
-Tim Vine
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE. You little rebel, I like you.
December 23, 2024 at 11:36 AM
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE. You little rebel, I like you.
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
December 23, 2024 at 11:30 AM
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
Askhole. A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
December 23, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Askhole. A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Kissing someone is actually more hygienic than shaking hands, especially if you want to avoid an illness such as the common cold.
December 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Kissing someone is actually more hygienic than shaking hands, especially if you want to avoid an illness such as the common cold.