NeverwinterNightShift
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Charlie Kirk said some sacrifices were necessary. I would imagine he never imagined himself on the chopping block.
September 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Charlie Kirk said some sacrifices were necessary. I would imagine he never imagined himself on the chopping block.
Not to brag or anything, but I put my M&Ms in alphabetical order.
July 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I put my M&Ms in alphabetical order.
If you’ve never traced the dick vein of a Snickers candy bar with the tip of your tongue, are you even alive?
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you’ve never traced the dick vein of a Snickers candy bar with the tip of your tongue, are you even alive?
I’m gonna live the rest of my life believing the pope died on 4/20 because he actually managed to smoke a lethal amount of marijuana.
April 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m gonna live the rest of my life believing the pope died on 4/20 because he actually managed to smoke a lethal amount of marijuana.
The president of the United States sent armed federal agents go arrest someone for speech. Free speech.
March 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The president of the United States sent armed federal agents go arrest someone for speech. Free speech.
Hey, just in case you don’t know which planet is making you sad: Earth. It’s Earth.
February 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey, just in case you don’t know which planet is making you sad: Earth. It’s Earth.
When I die, I don’t wanna be cremated. Not buried either. I’d like to be pickled.
February 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
When I die, I don’t wanna be cremated. Not buried either. I’d like to be pickled.
To the surprise of no one, Elon is a Nazi.
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
To the surprise of no one, Elon is a Nazi.
I should buy a pole saw for home defense.
January 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I should buy a pole saw for home defense.
The makeup aisle at my local store has experienced many a dropped bottle. Now it just looks like someone murdered a clown.
January 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The makeup aisle at my local store has experienced many a dropped bottle. Now it just looks like someone murdered a clown.
We should add some capsaicin to holy water so everyone thinks they might be a little possessed when it burns.
January 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
We should add some capsaicin to holy water so everyone thinks they might be a little possessed when it burns.
I’m a slut for garlic bread.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m a slut for garlic bread.
All those school shootings, the gay night club shooting, and J6 weren’t terrorism but one shitheel CEO is. If that doesn’t tell you the rich do not care about you, I don’t know what will.
December 28, 2024 at 11:07 PM
All those school shootings, the gay night club shooting, and J6 weren’t terrorism but one shitheel CEO is. If that doesn’t tell you the rich do not care about you, I don’t know what will.
More and more I find myself turning to the classics and replaying old games because the price point of a lot of newer games is just too high to risk money.
December 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
More and more I find myself turning to the classics and replaying old games because the price point of a lot of newer games is just too high to risk money.
If you’re waiting to turn right and you’re not first in line, eyes forward. You can’t turn right yet. Stop living in the future! The most probable collision is now!
November 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
If you’re waiting to turn right and you’re not first in line, eyes forward. You can’t turn right yet. Stop living in the future! The most probable collision is now!
The strong urge to move to any other country because they don’t show prescription drug commercials.
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 AM
The strong urge to move to any other country because they don’t show prescription drug commercials.
Remember when you were a kid and you were like,"Oh yeah, well I beat up a 7th grader!" Come to find out later in life it's pretty easy to beat up a 7th grader. Several, in point of fact.
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Remember when you were a kid and you were like,"Oh yeah, well I beat up a 7th grader!" Come to find out later in life it's pretty easy to beat up a 7th grader. Several, in point of fact.
I could really use an emotional support island. With palm trees and a tiki bar.
November 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I could really use an emotional support island. With palm trees and a tiki bar.
Only time will tell if my watch will ever work again.
November 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Only time will tell if my watch will ever work again.
So, if a regular person takes anti-depressants, do they circle around and become depressed?
November 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM
So, if a regular person takes anti-depressants, do they circle around and become depressed?
Today is the real holiday. When all the candy goes on clearance. THE DEALS.
November 1, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Today is the real holiday. When all the candy goes on clearance. THE DEALS.
Thinking about telling my doctor I plan to become pregnant. I’m a man, but the pharmaceutical commercials told me to tell them if I plan to become pregnant. Guess they can help?
October 31, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Thinking about telling my doctor I plan to become pregnant. I’m a man, but the pharmaceutical commercials told me to tell them if I plan to become pregnant. Guess they can help?