Reality Decider
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"I've got entire books of coffee: coffee subdivided by bean, subdivided by strength; coffee with milk, subdivided by milk type, nut milks, animal milks...."
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"I've got entire books of coffee: coffee subdivided by bean, subdivided by strength; coffee with milk, subdivided by milk type, nut milks, animal milks...."
Tony is no longer HOT
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Tony is no longer HOT
70s Corvette Stingray. Don't want it anymore, though I wouldn't mind looking for a big block 70s Challenger some day.
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
70s Corvette Stingray. Don't want it anymore, though I wouldn't mind looking for a big block 70s Challenger some day.
Well that's weird as shit
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Well that's weird as shit
Eagerly gobbles up the slop ✅ does not respect himself ✅ he's a little pig man ✅
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Eagerly gobbles up the slop ✅ does not respect himself ✅ he's a little pig man ✅
Pioneer Sphera lets you add Dolby Atmos to your car
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Pioneer Sphera lets you add Dolby Atmos to your car
Wonder if they're gonna sign dumpling.
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Wonder if they're gonna sign dumpling.
Tried to make any sense of this image and quickly realized we're just dealing with slop all the way down at this point
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Tried to make any sense of this image and quickly realized we're just dealing with slop all the way down at this point
nah it's all slop still -- nice try though
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
nah it's all slop still -- nice try though
Had to double check this was NYT. Terrible.
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Had to double check this was NYT. Terrible.
It sounds like more than once this poor kid was on the verge of ODing and the platform repeatedly told him it was nothing to worry about... not sure how anything like this could ever have any role in medicine in a just society.
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It sounds like more than once this poor kid was on the verge of ODing and the platform repeatedly told him it was nothing to worry about... not sure how anything like this could ever have any role in medicine in a just society.
The day a bunch of other publications started covering this, NYT was running a "why do you all hate AI?" Op Ed.
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The day a bunch of other publications started covering this, NYT was running a "why do you all hate AI?" Op Ed.
"And it's not slop.... we don't call it slop or or even joke about it not being good or being slop"
a man drinking a bottle of water while giving a thumbs up
Alt: GIF file of the scene from the Tuggers T shirt sketch from I Think You Should Leave Season 1 where Tim Robinson is taking a giant swig from a water bottle in the hallway of a high school
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
"And it's not slop.... we don't call it slop or or even joke about it not being good or being slop"
You dropped this king 👑
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
You dropped this king 👑
People love to hate on this show just to feel something idk why.
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
People love to hate on this show just to feel something idk why.
Or not re-signing him, I should say.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Or not re-signing him, I should say.
Cutting a guy like Rinat, who was exciting in his last fight and presumably not an expensive roster spot, bodes terribly for the Paramount era.
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Cutting a guy like Rinat, who was exciting in his last fight and presumably not an expensive roster spot, bodes terribly for the Paramount era.
My understanding is that Van Gogh is thought to have had some kind of hallucinatory psychosis, so probably it's just how the world looked to him
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My understanding is that Van Gogh is thought to have had some kind of hallucinatory psychosis, so probably it's just how the world looked to him
EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE
We call it... what do we call it?... oh yeah, we call it THE PLACE TO BE!
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We call it... what do we call it?... oh yeah, we call it THE PLACE TO BE!
They say closing tabs is the hardest part of the season. Happy holidays to you and yours.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
They say closing tabs is the hardest part of the season. Happy holidays to you and yours.
Ilia stopped taking pages out of Conor's book and opened up Jon's book.
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ilia stopped taking pages out of Conor's book and opened up Jon's book.