I’ve been making a list of stuff I’m gonna start taking for granted

When were you planning to do my bidding? It’s kind of getting late and you still haven’t done my bidding

I knew Henry Kissinger. You, sir, are no Henry Kissinger. Which is great

My rabbinical ass is always pouring over the texts

Getting water on the floor >>>

Splashing water on the floor that is made of wood >>>>>>>

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #255,678!

First post is these mushrooms I saw today