Mandalorian Bitch
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Mandalorian Bitch
@newenglandmando.bsky.social
Father~Partner~Nature lover~Texan
Blue sky is now my place for unhinged non sense.

This skeet brought to you by the life insurance providers, Smith & Wesson.
December 15, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I want another tattoo. I wanna finish my hand.
December 12, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Frunk has to be the stupidest name I’ve ever seen to describe what’s on the front of the electric F-150
December 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Stress and career hunting has me wanting to dip again.

Chewing tobacco is so fucking expensive here.

In other news. It has never been more financially difficult to be a southern red neck in New England.
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Ahahah. What the fuck

Wrapped 2024
December 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Watching Bella Hadid kinda kill it at equestrian cutting. Made me a lesbian.
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
What if Santa and Krampus used to be gangsters.

Then one grew up and made toys. The other abducted bad ass little kids.
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Grew up. Landed two amazing partners. Two amazing kids.
And now I’m soft. By all appearances at least.

I used to be a thug
a man with a beard says hold up in yellow
ALT: a man with a beard says hold up in yellow
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December 3, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Have I become a middle aged man?

I genuinely expressed interest in owning axes. And a shovel.

Aging is such bullshit.
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Men are stupid and we don’t respect them.
December 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Harbor freight is like the meth head cousin of Home Depot that stole all their shit, and now is trying to offload it for like half the price to you down the road 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Possible unpopular opinion? If you use zyns you’re a pussy.

Get mouth cancer like an adult.
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
If you find yourself in spaces that don’t encompass you. Try shutting the fuck up and listening. You might learn something
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I can’t stand people who try to comment on trans people in the military. . . Who they themselves have never served.

Literally shut the fuck up
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I need Jeep to make the Gladiator in the plug in hybrid style.

That would tickle all my conservation dangly bits
November 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
4th Gen tacomas look stupid.

TRD’s. . . Less stupid. But still stupid.
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I’ve succumbed to peer pressure 🙄
bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
ALT: bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
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November 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM