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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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Her back.. that's a female. :)
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Her back.. that's a female. :)
Just a joke about the name...
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just a joke about the name...
The poor should pay a Christmas tax to compensate for the Xmas Spirit that I can only watch my staff experience while serving my family Christmas dinner.
Do I ever get to burst into tears because I got caught scraping leftovers into my purse on Christmas Eve? No. And I never will. It's just unfair.
Do I ever get to burst into tears because I got caught scraping leftovers into my purse on Christmas Eve? No. And I never will. It's just unfair.
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The poor should pay a Christmas tax to compensate for the Xmas Spirit that I can only watch my staff experience while serving my family Christmas dinner.
Do I ever get to burst into tears because I got caught scraping leftovers into my purse on Christmas Eve? No. And I never will. It's just unfair.
Do I ever get to burst into tears because I got caught scraping leftovers into my purse on Christmas Eve? No. And I never will. It's just unfair.
OMG my life is satire.
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
OMG my life is satire.
"You seen him kissing Mommy too?"
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"You seen him kissing Mommy too?"
As soon as he enters Venezuelan airspace, Donnie's gonna have them confiscate his magic sack...
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As soon as he enters Venezuelan airspace, Donnie's gonna have them confiscate his magic sack...
You're supposed to label adult content.
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You're supposed to label adult content.