We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

At the River Oaks Theater in Houston with @newpaige.bsky.social waiting for a double feature of Silent Night, Deadly Night and Black X-Mas, hosted by Joe Bob Briggs. The Drive-In will never die! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #PsychoSantaHullaballoo