New Stalingrad Mayor's Propaganda Office
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Pick your favorite backronym for ICE:
Institute for Citizens' Exile
Involuntary Critic Extraction
Incognito Commandos of Enforcement
I Can't Even
Or submit your own! The winner will be part of our official rebranding effort!
Institute for Citizens' Exile
Involuntary Critic Extraction
Incognito Commandos of Enforcement
I Can't Even
Or submit your own! The winner will be part of our official rebranding effort!
April 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Pick your favorite backronym for ICE:
Institute for Citizens' Exile
Involuntary Critic Extraction
Incognito Commandos of Enforcement
I Can't Even
Or submit your own! The winner will be part of our official rebranding effort!
Institute for Citizens' Exile
Involuntary Critic Extraction
Incognito Commandos of Enforcement
I Can't Even
Or submit your own! The winner will be part of our official rebranding effort!
Secret Police are so yesterday! ICE is what's hot now!
April 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Secret Police are so yesterday! ICE is what's hot now!
No one can speak for longer than the Great Leader! If you've heard otherwise, it's just fake news. Longer speeches and more wisdom you'll never find. Who can forget quotes like: "I have a choice of electrocution or shark, you know what I'm gonna take? I'm gonna take electrocution." for HOURS. 👊🗽🔥
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
No one can speak for longer than the Great Leader! If you've heard otherwise, it's just fake news. Longer speeches and more wisdom you'll never find. Who can forget quotes like: "I have a choice of electrocution or shark, you know what I'm gonna take? I'm gonna take electrocution." for HOURS. 👊🗽🔥
If you like a TV show, you want another season, right? The people asked for a second season of the Great Leader, so let's plan for a third! It's not a constitutional crisis, it's just a bit of plot tension! 📺🤪👊
March 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you like a TV show, you want another season, right? The people asked for a second season of the Great Leader, so let's plan for a third! It's not a constitutional crisis, it's just a bit of plot tension! 📺🤪👊
Greenland was great! So welcoming! Still gonna call it Iceland, though!
March 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Greenland was great! So welcoming! Still gonna call it Iceland, though!
Students work so hard and have so little money. That's why the Great Leader is stepping in to gift them free deporcations! Your destination will remain a mystery until you get there, but that's all part of the fun.
March 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Students work so hard and have so little money. That's why the Great Leader is stepping in to gift them free deporcations! Your destination will remain a mystery until you get there, but that's all part of the fun.
Greenland is not so green, is it? That's false advertising! As part of our Truth and Transparency Initiative, when Murk takes over, the island will be renamed Iceland. Iceland will have to think of something else. 🧊👊🔥
March 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Greenland is not so green, is it? That's false advertising! As part of our Truth and Transparency Initiative, when Murk takes over, the island will be renamed Iceland. Iceland will have to think of something else. 🧊👊🔥
English is obviously God's language and the official language of the Murk Governance Corporation. But we also want to reach out to toddlers and undereducated white males. That's why we're adding Emojis to all official communications! Make Murk Illiterate Again! 👊🗽🔥🍔
March 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
English is obviously God's language and the official language of the Murk Governance Corporation. But we also want to reach out to toddlers and undereducated white males. That's why we're adding Emojis to all official communications! Make Murk Illiterate Again! 👊🗽🔥🍔
As part of the ongoing efforts of the Murk Deep State’s Transparency Division, all future planning for military actions will be held on our public discord server, “Bomb Strike Planning and Chat”. Come on in and join the fun!
March 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
As part of the ongoing efforts of the Murk Deep State’s Transparency Division, all future planning for military actions will be held on our public discord server, “Bomb Strike Planning and Chat”. Come on in and join the fun!
Due to cost-efficient staffing reductions, Murk’s amazing National Parks are now available via appointment only. To make an appointment, fill out the online form and attach bank account statement, indicating how much you’re willing to pay for drilling rights!
March 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Due to cost-efficient staffing reductions, Murk’s amazing National Parks are now available via appointment only. To make an appointment, fill out the online form and attach bank account statement, indicating how much you’re willing to pay for drilling rights!
New in Propaganda: Fun Facts about Great Leaders!
The Great Leader of Murk excels in synchronized swimming and word searches and always has chocolate milk at bedtime! His favorite gift is a platinum toilet seat Skum got for their meetiversary! So cute!!
The Great Leader of Murk excels in synchronized swimming and word searches and always has chocolate milk at bedtime! His favorite gift is a platinum toilet seat Skum got for their meetiversary! So cute!!
March 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
New in Propaganda: Fun Facts about Great Leaders!
The Great Leader of Murk excels in synchronized swimming and word searches and always has chocolate milk at bedtime! His favorite gift is a platinum toilet seat Skum got for their meetiversary! So cute!!
The Great Leader of Murk excels in synchronized swimming and word searches and always has chocolate milk at bedtime! His favorite gift is a platinum toilet seat Skum got for their meetiversary! So cute!!
Disagree with the Great Leader? That's a sign of a serious mental disorder! Call your local DOME (Department of Mandatory Optimism) for treatment. Mylar blankets and camp stay of indeterminate length may follow, but who doesn't love camp? You'll be a whole new person!
March 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Disagree with the Great Leader? That's a sign of a serious mental disorder! Call your local DOME (Department of Mandatory Optimism) for treatment. Mylar blankets and camp stay of indeterminate length may follow, but who doesn't love camp? You'll be a whole new person!
By unpopular demand, the Department of Education will be replaced by the Ministry of Edutainment, staffed by Skum’s Buristocrats. But not before the Great Leader has shouted “YOU’RE FIRED!” at every single one of the departing employidiots – on the new TruthVision Live TV. That’s why we love him!
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
By unpopular demand, the Department of Education will be replaced by the Ministry of Edutainment, staffed by Skum’s Buristocrats. But not before the Great Leader has shouted “YOU’RE FIRED!” at every single one of the departing employidiots – on the new TruthVision Live TV. That’s why we love him!
By doing away with food inspection, the Great Leader is creating new jobs! Tasters were de rigeur in royal courts. Now they're the latest trend in domestic help. Live like royalty, hire your own Connoisservant! Also drives down homelessness – two birds with one Decree.
March 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
By doing away with food inspection, the Great Leader is creating new jobs! Tasters were de rigeur in royal courts. Now they're the latest trend in domestic help. Live like royalty, hire your own Connoisservant! Also drives down homelessness – two birds with one Decree.
How much would you pay for a vacation in El Salvador? Now, thanks to the Government of Murk and its Great Leader - it's totally FREE! Your complementary flights are NOT OPTIONAL but they are FUN! Water, peanuts, handcuffs included. Enjoy your deporcation!!
March 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
How much would you pay for a vacation in El Salvador? Now, thanks to the Government of Murk and its Great Leader - it's totally FREE! Your complementary flights are NOT OPTIONAL but they are FUN! Water, peanuts, handcuffs included. Enjoy your deporcation!!
We slap a fee on your goods, you one on ours. You call it trade war, we recognize it as a gift exchange of a kind which once was a beloved tradition among neighbors. Tomato, tomahtoh! In New Stalingrad, the glass is always half full!
March 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We slap a fee on your goods, you one on ours. You call it trade war, we recognize it as a gift exchange of a kind which once was a beloved tradition among neighbors. Tomato, tomahtoh! In New Stalingrad, the glass is always half full!
Skum has adopted the traditional dress of Murkan buristocrats! We salute his solidarity! The Great Leader shall reciprocate as custom dictates: with a vehicle purchase and installment of a monumental stone sculpture of Skum’s noble and 100% natural face at the Ministry of Judicious Scalpelry.
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Skum has adopted the traditional dress of Murkan buristocrats! We salute his solidarity! The Great Leader shall reciprocate as custom dictates: with a vehicle purchase and installment of a monumental stone sculpture of Skum’s noble and 100% natural face at the Ministry of Judicious Scalpelry.
A frown is just a smile upside down, and likewise, a plummeting stock market graph is just a surging stock market in reverse! As our Great Leader has taught us, bad is good, mean is nice, repression is freedom, a bear is a bull. So turn your newspapers around and remember that MURK IS GREAT AGAIN!!
March 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
A frown is just a smile upside down, and likewise, a plummeting stock market graph is just a surging stock market in reverse! As our Great Leader has taught us, bad is good, mean is nice, repression is freedom, a bear is a bull. So turn your newspapers around and remember that MURK IS GREAT AGAIN!!
Visitourists on the streets of New Stalingrad today will doubtless be curious about the swarms of New Stalinist citi-sons festively smashing windows at the dealerships of Skum, our Great Leader's favored right hand. Do not be alarmed! This is the traditional Murkan way of expressing enthusiasm!
March 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Visitourists on the streets of New Stalingrad today will doubtless be curious about the swarms of New Stalinist citi-sons festively smashing windows at the dealerships of Skum, our Great Leader's favored right hand. Do not be alarmed! This is the traditional Murkan way of expressing enthusiasm!
For our alien or demigrated readers, we remind you that New Stalingrad is the capital of the United States of Murika, lovingly known as “Murk.” It's a charming urbanification populated by hard-working buristocrats proud of their local heritage. Also it used to have another name, but we forgot it.
March 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
For our alien or demigrated readers, we remind you that New Stalingrad is the capital of the United States of Murika, lovingly known as “Murk.” It's a charming urbanification populated by hard-working buristocrats proud of their local heritage. Also it used to have another name, but we forgot it.
The Mayor’s Propaganda Office of New Stalingrad has opened this account in an effort to efficientize our processes, e.g. by creating shorter, less comprehensible ways to describoflage our exciting new endeavors! Enjoy our twixes (f.k.a. tweets, then Xs, which no one liked)!! Not a request!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The Mayor’s Propaganda Office of New Stalingrad has opened this account in an effort to efficientize our processes, e.g. by creating shorter, less comprehensible ways to describoflage our exciting new endeavors! Enjoy our twixes (f.k.a. tweets, then Xs, which no one liked)!! Not a request!!!