newtdickard.bsky.social
@newtdickard.bsky.social
Was working on opening a food truck, now probably a soup kitchen.

Luckily a gray duck
Eh, I think it's clear she's moved on. It's all water under the "prove me wrong" tent
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Please don't put in the newspaper that it works"
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don't even have a horse
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Flip 7, and "I am done" are both very fun family games
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That, or something about the fentanyl wmd stuff
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
....yarr 😔
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's fine, they're looking for a guy with 13 fingers
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The cop/ice video was AI posted a couple weeks ago
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Followed a lady once in a pretty new jeep for a few minutes trying to get her to pull over that must have had a head gasket issue. She was laying the thickest white smoke screen I've ever seen. 0 visibility behind her. Some people shouldn't be driving.
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It looks like AI slop?
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He also says they won't arrest agents. So, I don't know what that looks like.
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"stop short of arresting them" is a bummer. So, will they just go somewhere else then so they don't get in trouble?
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The bandage reminds me of when you paint over a drywall patch
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of my favorite comic panels of all time. Thank you.
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Curderburger
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"with my incredible intellect I predicted that people would respond accordingly" very impressive, sir
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have one of those too. Similar brand as well
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Only if you miss guiding it into your tummy
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Now that it's going to be close to 0 degrees, it sure would be a shame if people put oil on or threw eggs at vehicles, because that would be really hard to clean off enough to see out of the windshield.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Thanks. Gonna have to try these.
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Do you have a specific recipe for the CTC cookies?
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tremble before Mr sweets and kitten.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM