The Bureau of Eccentric and Esoteric Sightseeing
@newthelematourism.bsky.social
Welcome to New Thelema, the perfectly ordinary city in the completely normal locale of [REDACTED], a place where hopes and dreams come true within 6-8 working weeks!
Let us be your guide!
(Written/compiled by @sparkydjm1.bsky.social)
Let us be your guide!
(Written/compiled by @sparkydjm1.bsky.social)
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Welcome to the official outreach page for The Bureau of Eccentric and Esoteric Sightseeing, part of the New Thelema Tourism Initiative!
Join us for community outreach, destination hotspots, 'City Slicker of the Month', and so much more!
New Thelema: Ordinary Strangeness!
Join us for community outreach, destination hotspots, 'City Slicker of the Month', and so much more!
New Thelema: Ordinary Strangeness!
Apologies for the technical hitch earlier!
We're pleased to announce that this account has been, and always will be, run by humans, producing human-made content forevermore!
No automated junk!
AI DOES NOT APPLY!
-An actual computer would be nice though
-K
We're pleased to announce that this account has been, and always will be, run by humans, producing human-made content forevermore!
No automated junk!
AI DOES NOT APPLY!
-An actual computer would be nice though
-K
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Apologies for the technical hitch earlier!
We're pleased to announce that this account has been, and always will be, run by humans, producing human-made content forevermore!
No automated junk!
AI DOES NOT APPLY!
-An actual computer would be nice though
-K
We're pleased to announce that this account has been, and always will be, run by humans, producing human-made content forevermore!
No automated junk!
AI DOES NOT APPLY!
-An actual computer would be nice though
-K
Friends, we regret that we will be taking a short break from our regular posting.
We hope to be back tomorrow after having a 'conversation' with The Manager.
A very FIRM conversation.
Remember: Embrace the Ordinary Strangeness in life!
We hope to be back tomorrow after having a 'conversation' with The Manager.
A very FIRM conversation.
Remember: Embrace the Ordinary Strangeness in life!
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Friends, we regret that we will be taking a short break from our regular posting.
We hope to be back tomorrow after having a 'conversation' with The Manager.
A very FIRM conversation.
Remember: Embrace the Ordinary Strangeness in life!
We hope to be back tomorrow after having a 'conversation' with The Manager.
A very FIRM conversation.
Remember: Embrace the Ordinary Strangeness in life!
The Manager is stirring.
He sounds happy.
Brace.
He sounds happy.
Brace.
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The Manager is stirring.
He sounds happy.
Brace.
He sounds happy.
Brace.
If you're out and about, doing that whole 'city living' thing that your favourite celebrity told you about, make sure you wear a thick coat.
It's not for the weather.
It's for the spectres.
...
Don't ask questions, just wear the coat, damnit!
It's not for the weather.
It's for the spectres.
...
Don't ask questions, just wear the coat, damnit!
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If you're out and about, doing that whole 'city living' thing that your favourite celebrity told you about, make sure you wear a thick coat.
It's not for the weather.
It's for the spectres.
...
Don't ask questions, just wear the coat, damnit!
It's not for the weather.
It's for the spectres.
...
Don't ask questions, just wear the coat, damnit!
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The nice thing about this 👇👇 apocryphal story is that every region of the UK has a town where it might possibly happen. Up here, it would be Hebden Bridge. In the South-West, Totnes. Other candidates?
Love the story about the infamous hippie town in my part of the world where someone broke their leg & just as they were being wheeled into an ambulance a stranger came running through the crowd shouting “WAIT! I’M A HOLISTIC PRACTITIONER!” It’s probably not true but I so badly want to believe it is.
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 AM
The nice thing about this 👇👇 apocryphal story is that every region of the UK has a town where it might possibly happen. Up here, it would be Hebden Bridge. In the South-West, Totnes. Other candidates?
Apologies for earlier post - this whole 'new media' approach gets to you sometimes.
So does management who has been suspiciously quiet.
ANYWAY!
Make sure you check out Liberty Square's new guided tours. Explore the history of one of New Thelema's oldest and more exciting public spaces!
So does management who has been suspiciously quiet.
ANYWAY!
Make sure you check out Liberty Square's new guided tours. Explore the history of one of New Thelema's oldest and more exciting public spaces!
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Apologies for earlier post - this whole 'new media' approach gets to you sometimes.
So does management who has been suspiciously quiet.
ANYWAY!
Make sure you check out Liberty Square's new guided tours. Explore the history of one of New Thelema's oldest and more exciting public spaces!
So does management who has been suspiciously quiet.
ANYWAY!
Make sure you check out Liberty Square's new guided tours. Explore the history of one of New Thelema's oldest and more exciting public spaces!
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January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Idk, man - does this count as synergy? Or is this an advert?
How do we distinguish the two?
By what standard are we to measure each datapoint in this cold and unfeeling world?
How can we hope to project order when all around us is nothing but a chaotic GET YOUR HANDS OFF MEMKLAjncw9316bM,S.CJ
How do we distinguish the two?
By what standard are we to measure each datapoint in this cold and unfeeling world?
How can we hope to project order when all around us is nothing but a chaotic GET YOUR HANDS OFF MEMKLAjncw9316bM,S.CJ
COMING SOON TO A CITY NEAR YOU!
An exciting new series of entirely reasonable blog posts, brought to you by the New Thelema Times - reliable news in a timely fashion!
Don't miss these searing insights!
#writing #fiction #writingcommunity #wip
An exciting new series of entirely reasonable blog posts, brought to you by the New Thelema Times - reliable news in a timely fashion!
Don't miss these searing insights!
#writing #fiction #writingcommunity #wip
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Idk, man - does this count as synergy? Or is this an advert?
How do we distinguish the two?
By what standard are we to measure each datapoint in this cold and unfeeling world?
How can we hope to project order when all around us is nothing but a chaotic GET YOUR HANDS OFF MEMKLAjncw9316bM,S.CJ
How do we distinguish the two?
By what standard are we to measure each datapoint in this cold and unfeeling world?
How can we hope to project order when all around us is nothing but a chaotic GET YOUR HANDS OFF MEMKLAjncw9316bM,S.CJ
COMING SOON TO A CITY NEAR YOU!
An exciting new series of entirely reasonable blog posts, brought to you by the New Thelema Times - reliable news in a timely fashion!
Don't miss these searing insights!
#writing #fiction #writingcommunity #wip
An exciting new series of entirely reasonable blog posts, brought to you by the New Thelema Times - reliable news in a timely fashion!
Don't miss these searing insights!
#writing #fiction #writingcommunity #wip
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
COMING SOON TO A CITY NEAR YOU!
An exciting new series of entirely reasonable blog posts, brought to you by the New Thelema Times - reliable news in a timely fashion!
Don't miss these searing insights!
#writing #fiction #writingcommunity #wip
An exciting new series of entirely reasonable blog posts, brought to you by the New Thelema Times - reliable news in a timely fashion!
Don't miss these searing insights!
#writing #fiction #writingcommunity #wip
The Manager says 'synergy is the key' with our new posts - synergy here, synergy there, synergy everywhere
What is it? No idea
How do we use it? Couldn't tell you.
...
What are we doing here?
What is it? No idea
How do we use it? Couldn't tell you.
...
What are we doing here?
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The Manager says 'synergy is the key' with our new posts - synergy here, synergy there, synergy everywhere
What is it? No idea
How do we use it? Couldn't tell you.
...
What are we doing here?
What is it? No idea
How do we use it? Couldn't tell you.
...
What are we doing here?
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Somehow missed learning about the Black Letter Game when it initially circulated, but made it through the teaser campaign for its return!
Got sent the trail since one of the puzzles resembles something hanging in my office at work.
Got sent the trail since one of the puzzles resembles something hanging in my office at work.
blackletterlabs.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Somehow missed learning about the Black Letter Game when it initially circulated, but made it through the teaser campaign for its return!
Got sent the trail since one of the puzzles resembles something hanging in my office at work.
Got sent the trail since one of the puzzles resembles something hanging in my office at work.
The New Thelma guarantee:
At least 90% of the screaming you hear at night is human
At least 90% of the screaming you hear at night is human
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The New Thelma guarantee:
At least 90% of the screaming you hear at night is human
At least 90% of the screaming you hear at night is human
Okay, full disclosure: This is just a photo. There's no subliminal messaging here at all.
Sorry, folks.
Again, The Manager didn't bother to stick around so I guess we'll wait for another 'bright idea'
#writing #weird #surreal
Sorry, folks.
Again, The Manager didn't bother to stick around so I guess we'll wait for another 'bright idea'
#writing #weird #surreal
The Bureau invites you to see a different view of New Thelema, our beloved city that sits beyond time and space.
Gaze deeply into the image before you.
Consider, if you will, the possibilities that lie before you.
Ordinary Strangeness
Gaze deeply into the image before you.
Consider, if you will, the possibilities that lie before you.
Ordinary Strangeness
January 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The Bureau invites you to see a different view of New Thelema, our beloved city that sits beyond time and space.
Gaze deeply into the image before you.
Consider, if you will, the possibilities that lie before you.
Ordinary Strangeness
Gaze deeply into the image before you.
Consider, if you will, the possibilities that lie before you.
Ordinary Strangeness
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The Bureau invites you to see a different view of New Thelema, our beloved city that sits beyond time and space.
Gaze deeply into the image before you.
Consider, if you will, the possibilities that lie before you.
Ordinary Strangeness
Gaze deeply into the image before you.
Consider, if you will, the possibilities that lie before you.
Ordinary Strangeness
The Manager has a new idea: Subliminal Messaging.
No explanation, just 'put some subliminal stuff in the next post or two', then walks out.
Any ideas?
#subliminal #writing #fiction
No explanation, just 'put some subliminal stuff in the next post or two', then walks out.
Any ideas?
#subliminal #writing #fiction
January 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The Manager has a new idea: Subliminal Messaging.
No explanation, just 'put some subliminal stuff in the next post or two', then walks out.
Any ideas?
#subliminal #writing #fiction
No explanation, just 'put some subliminal stuff in the next post or two', then walks out.
Any ideas?
#subliminal #writing #fiction
Test post - do not send out!
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#writingcommunity #comics #art #bluesky #authors #followme (too needy? -K) #fact #wip #writing #horror #1 (doesn't work -K) #originalcharacter #sfw #supportartists #writers
#goodfirstissue <- (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? -X)
How many is too many? -G
[Enter Text Here]
#writingcommunity #comics #art #bluesky #authors #followme (too needy? -K) #fact #wip #writing #horror #1 (doesn't work -K) #originalcharacter #sfw #supportartists #writers
#goodfirstissue <- (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? -X)
How many is too many? -G
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Test post - do not send out!
[Enter Text Here]
#writingcommunity #comics #art #bluesky #authors #followme (too needy? -K) #fact #wip #writing #horror #1 (doesn't work -K) #originalcharacter #sfw #supportartists #writers
#goodfirstissue <- (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? -X)
How many is too many? -G
[Enter Text Here]
#writingcommunity #comics #art #bluesky #authors #followme (too needy? -K) #fact #wip #writing #horror #1 (doesn't work -K) #originalcharacter #sfw #supportartists #writers
#goodfirstissue <- (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? -X)
How many is too many? -G
New Thelema: A place for everyone and everything you can even think of!
Experience the wonders of a city beyond time and place!
Don't delay! Come today!
#writing #horror #fantasy #fiction #SFW #writers #witchsky #writingcommunity #cryptid #lovecraft #weird #history #bluesky #fiction #OC
Experience the wonders of a city beyond time and place!
Don't delay! Come today!
#writing #horror #fantasy #fiction #SFW #writers #witchsky #writingcommunity #cryptid #lovecraft #weird #history #bluesky #fiction #OC
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The Manager had decided that he's been doing some thinking and he reckons that this remarkable team - all three of us - could be doing so much more to, I quote, 'get eyeballs on posts and bums on seats.'
He refuses to explain further - 'all will be revealed in time'
...
Pray for us.
He refuses to explain further - 'all will be revealed in time'
...
Pray for us.
January 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The Manager had decided that he's been doing some thinking and he reckons that this remarkable team - all three of us - could be doing so much more to, I quote, 'get eyeballs on posts and bums on seats.'
He refuses to explain further - 'all will be revealed in time'
...
Pray for us.
He refuses to explain further - 'all will be revealed in time'
...
Pray for us.
Hourly goals in New Thelema today.
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Hourly goals in New Thelema today.
Happiness is realising that tourism isn't plunging down to zero, you were just holding the graph upside down.
Tourists are flocking to New Thelema daily...whether they wanted to come or not.
Welcome to our beautiful, exciting, totally normal city!
Tourists are flocking to New Thelema daily...whether they wanted to come or not.
Welcome to our beautiful, exciting, totally normal city!
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Happiness is realising that tourism isn't plunging down to zero, you were just holding the graph upside down.
Tourists are flocking to New Thelema daily...whether they wanted to come or not.
Welcome to our beautiful, exciting, totally normal city!
Tourists are flocking to New Thelema daily...whether they wanted to come or not.
Welcome to our beautiful, exciting, totally normal city!
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New Thelema is often called 'The City That Never Sleeps' because there's always something happening.
Festivals, dance parties, elections, cruises, competitions, fairs, blood sacrifices
So many things to be involved in, so little time.
Festivals, dance parties, elections, cruises, competitions, fairs, blood sacrifices
So many things to be involved in, so little time.
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
New Thelema is often called 'The City That Never Sleeps' because there's always something happening.
Festivals, dance parties, elections, cruises, competitions, fairs, blood sacrifices
So many things to be involved in, so little time.
Festivals, dance parties, elections, cruises, competitions, fairs, blood sacrifices
So many things to be involved in, so little time.
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Archetypes aren't characters. They're mirrors 🪞
They show us the parts of ourselves we've forgotten, ignored, or never knew existed.
Sacred archetypes: A collection of 5 divine feminine frequencies released on the winter solstice.
Each one holds a key. Which one is calling you?
They show us the parts of ourselves we've forgotten, ignored, or never knew existed.
Sacred archetypes: A collection of 5 divine feminine frequencies released on the winter solstice.
Each one holds a key. Which one is calling you?
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Archetypes aren't characters. They're mirrors 🪞
They show us the parts of ourselves we've forgotten, ignored, or never knew existed.
Sacred archetypes: A collection of 5 divine feminine frequencies released on the winter solstice.
Each one holds a key. Which one is calling you?
They show us the parts of ourselves we've forgotten, ignored, or never knew existed.
Sacred archetypes: A collection of 5 divine feminine frequencies released on the winter solstice.
Each one holds a key. Which one is calling you?
Feeling peckish? The Bureau recommends Giro's Grubbers, the new hot restaurant with its delicious slices of 'long pork' that everyone's going crazy for!
Featuring their 'secret sauce' that adds that extra little zing to the meal!
Featuring their 'secret sauce' that adds that extra little zing to the meal!
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Feeling peckish? The Bureau recommends Giro's Grubbers, the new hot restaurant with its delicious slices of 'long pork' that everyone's going crazy for!
Featuring their 'secret sauce' that adds that extra little zing to the meal!
Featuring their 'secret sauce' that adds that extra little zing to the meal!