Fuckin cat wants to sleep on me, but not in any comfortable way. Bony cat on my shin. Cat perched on my hip so she has to rock all night to keep her balance. Get it together, cat!

I mean, just the whole Winter Olympics.

Trump tears down the Statue of Liberty.

Mike Johnson: “we’ve always supported tearing down statues”

Second generation iPod shuffle was perfect for what it was.

What would happen if half of Central America moved to the US? Central America would be economically hollowed out and America would boom. The only reason we can’t have this paradise is because people don’t like light brown skin and people don’t like to hear a language they don’t understand.

I would want to make sure that the boxed gyros meat was turning on that spit for an hour or so, hosting bacteria all the while, to make sure it was legit.

Nobody seriously believes that people from Ohio are more likely to be criminals than people natively from Arizona. Anyway, you’re not going to cut off 999 Ohio transplants to stop one criminal. (Ohio criminals create Arizona police jobs, anyway.)

So when I hear a loon like Mike Johnson talk like this I imagine he’s talking about the border between Wisconsin and Illinois. Just absolute idiot stuff coming from his mouth.

Nobody says “Ohioans are stealing our jobs”. Everybody recognizes they’re paying rent and taxes and they’re creating jobs: shopping in grocery stores, buying gas, eating in restaurants, seeing movies, buying furniture, having their hair cut, etc.

Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again—Dylan

@windowseat.bsky.social you’ll be tickled to know that the audience was snickering during “Best of Wives and Best of Women” and Eliza looked like she could barely keep a straight face.

I taught my kids the difference between crimes and imaginary crimes, using jaywalking as the example.

I got busted at the dog park for not having a permit. They made me fill out the form and pay $19. It should be the same.

The lucky ones were able to get out.

What happened to the unlucky ones?

They were able to get out.

Broadway audiences are visibly having more fun, laughing and whooping. The flip side is that they are stereotypically American (inconsiderate).

The four people behind us at wicked just talked the whole time, and I was the only one who shushed them.

I’ve seen all these on the West End. I noticed some differences between West End and Broadway audiences. On Broadway they will seat people late, on the west end you wait for the interval.

It also needs a disclaimer for golf fans.

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