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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺
@newtongrunnion.bsky.social
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Retired, migrant, remainer, pro EU, pro SV Darmstadt 98, pro gin&tonic, proudly woke. Fück AfD. #FBPE, Antifa, grumpy old man.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · Oct 31
🚨Public Service Announcement🚨

If you follow me, I MIGHT follow you back (does not apply to people with empty bios, no posts).

If I do follow you back, and you instantly DM me with something like "Hello my friend*, how are you?" then:

1. I will unfollow you;

2. I will block you.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 2m
Nighty night!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 12m
Don't you have one yet?
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 14m
Nighty night, Dawn.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 18m
With Putin's help and backing, the Tangerine Toddler finally gets the piss prize that he has always wanted.
#Trump #Nobel #PeacePrize
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 23m
He makes a box of frogs seem sane!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 25m
They are all wondering who will fall out of which window next.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 26m
Fucking kiddy fiddler says what?
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 28m
It would seem that the bishop and the nuns have some dirty habits...
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 31m
But do the fish we catch speak English, and are they happy? I'm sure Rees-Mogg will want to know this!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 32m
Safe are Engerlish langwich!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 34m
He couldn't find his own tangerine arse if both hands were velcroed to it.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 36m
Enabling Act incoming in 3, 2, 1...
Enabling Act of 1933 - Wikipedia
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 38m
Just make sure that you don't hit yourself in the bollocks when doing this on the air guitar.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 40m
Don't worry, Flagrage will be there, dressed in his best khaki and with his rifle.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 42m
So much fucking winning, I can't take it any more!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 43m
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 45m
Good zzzs, and sweet dream Letty (unless you dream of murdering your enemies, of course).
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 46m
Night, Dean.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 48m
"I don't know what could be worse than Portland"

Has the tangerine cunt seen images from Ukraine and Gaza lately?
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 50m
The only thing that is bombed out is his addled, deranged, demented fucking brain!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 52m
Tonight's lullabys - Led Zeppelin "Celebration Day"
#lullabys #LedZeppelin #CelebrationDay
Album cover of "Celebration Day" by Led Zeppelin
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 6h
"Pamnesia Pam" 🤣🤣🤣
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 6h
Wie schön!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 6h
I hope they don't eat any "waffer thin" mints...
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 6h
I asked my good friend Roger Irrelevant from Viz comic to comment on her speech. This what he had to say👇
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