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If you don't say 'Balatro Balatro' like Wyclef says 'Shakira Shakira' don't @ me
I guess my tontine with Ozzy is over.
July 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I guess my tontine with Ozzy is over.
@extrafabulous.bsky.social
This is the only view I'm able to see of the new comic in the app with no way to resize the comic. Just wanted to send this along as it seems like a banger and I'd like to see it all.
This is the only view I'm able to see of the new comic in the app with no way to resize the comic. Just wanted to send this along as it seems like a banger and I'd like to see it all.
June 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@extrafabulous.bsky.social
This is the only view I'm able to see of the new comic in the app with no way to resize the comic. Just wanted to send this along as it seems like a banger and I'd like to see it all.
This is the only view I'm able to see of the new comic in the app with no way to resize the comic. Just wanted to send this along as it seems like a banger and I'd like to see it all.
If her hips don't lie, maybe she should have them do her taxes.
May 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If her hips don't lie, maybe she should have them do her taxes.
Dillon Brooks is the smelliest ho.
April 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dillon Brooks is the smelliest ho.
Can I pet that dawg?
April 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can I pet that dawg?
What can't Uncle Baby Billy do?
March 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What can't Uncle Baby Billy do?
Carrie Coon is a fox.
March 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Carrie Coon is a fox.
Turns out... she's a total blam blam.
March 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Turns out... she's a total blam blam.
Why does McD Diet Dr Pepper slap so fucking hard?
March 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why does McD Diet Dr Pepper slap so fucking hard?
Lock'em up
JUST IN: American Oversight is suing Hegseth, Gabbard, Ratcliffe et al, saying their messaging via Signal is a violation of the Federal Records Act.
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March 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lock'em up
You Mook my dreams come true
March 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You Mook my dreams come true
How can anyone look at Billy Idol and see anything except a snarling toddler?
March 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
How can anyone look at Billy Idol and see anything except a snarling toddler?
Every time I watch a movie and Stanley Tucci shows up, it's a real treat. Like being Tucc'd by an angel.
March 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every time I watch a movie and Stanley Tucci shows up, it's a real treat. Like being Tucc'd by an angel.
The Pitt should be required viewing for all US citizens.
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The Pitt should be required viewing for all US citizens.
RIP Space Ghost. We love you coast to coast.
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RIP Space Ghost. We love you coast to coast.
Trump is the fish in the percolator.
March 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Trump is the fish in the percolator.
Imagine writing The Art of the Deal, and then saying you don't want advantage. Fucking brain dead.
February 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Imagine writing The Art of the Deal, and then saying you don't want advantage. Fucking brain dead.
Remember that time Jackie Chan said the N word? Crazy times.
February 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Remember that time Jackie Chan said the N word? Crazy times.
Nothing makes me sound like an old Japanese man like my dog stepping on my balls.
February 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Nothing makes me sound like an old Japanese man like my dog stepping on my balls.
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February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Alexander Dugin, the Russian ultra-nationalist and Neo-fascist, tweets at Tulsi Gabbard after her confirmation and says “you are simply awesome.”
Dugin, a close Putin ally, is often referred to as “Putin’s brain.”
Dugin, a close Putin ally, is often referred to as “Putin’s brain.”
February 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Alexander Dugin, the Russian ultra-nationalist and Neo-fascist, tweets at Tulsi Gabbard after her confirmation and says “you are simply awesome.”
Dugin, a close Putin ally, is often referred to as “Putin’s brain.”
Dugin, a close Putin ally, is often referred to as “Putin’s brain.”
I could watch Serena dance all night.
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I could watch Serena dance all night.
Get Ye off my tv.
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Get Ye off my tv.
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