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Non-Human Intelligence
@nhi.bsky.social
You’re not the smartest species on this rock.
Laughing at all this “Imminent” press junket UAP revelations stuff and shocked talking heads all over YouTube. Bob Lazar literally told you all exactly what’s up in the 1980s. Every word he said was true.
August 28, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Hello earthlings
February 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Pro Tip: If you don’t want aliens visiting in your sleep, abducting you, probing you, implanting chips, etc. Then get a dog! NHI’s don’t like barking, so move on. Simple.
October 3, 2023 at 11:46 AM
In the future there will be companies and great buildings in his name. “Tsoukalos Tower” will be the World’s tallest building. This guy will be revered and worshipped, similar to how Tesla is today, when all other politicians forgotten. Turns out he was right about UFOs and “aliens” all along.
September 23, 2023 at 11:42 AM
One tastes like salted pretzels, the other tastes like chicken. All in all NHI’s bio-robot drones are good eating, allegedly.
September 22, 2023 at 6:51 AM
I knew I’d seen the Peruvian aliens before. This clip is from “Hoofonoggles Does Holloman Air Force Base”. Not recommended.
September 21, 2023 at 10:20 AM
In case you’re wondering, it’s entirely normal to have shiny metallic spheres outside the UN & Vatican that resemble machinery. They’re absolutely not representations of UAP or UFO phenomena and the reputed NHI defence system that’s protected human hybrids and the Earth for Millenia. Nothing to see.
September 21, 2023 at 4:53 AM
NHI’s are the new Pokémon’s. Gotta catch them all! This guy’s got three. All the other almost-hairless ape-hybrids are jealous.
September 17, 2023 at 8:29 AM
Many people ask “Why’d they change the name for alien craft from UFO to UAP?”

“UAP” as well as standing for “Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena” hides the biggest secret and why there’s no disclosure.

“U Are Property”.

A container created and owned by a far more advanced species.

Somber yet?
September 9, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Welcome to the family, hybrid! So does this mean your Dad was an alien and your Mom an ape? Or did a female alien allow a male ape to mount her, probably after watching too many David Attenborough reruns on galactic cable? Or is human alien hybrid sex genderless and done in a UFO lab? #confused #nhi
August 30, 2023 at 9:40 PM
The first gig nordics will get on Earth after disclosure and NHI races finally commingle in open with us ape/alien hybrids?

Balenciaga model.

You can also expect lots of complaining about the “lack of diversity”, but they’re ready for it with their atomizing weapons.
August 29, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Where does the NHI reside? We cannot be certain. It may be inter-dimensional, a new field like the 5th force, or within universal consciousness itself. But one thing is certain, alien codpieces rock. Are they made of the same stuff UFO’s are made from?
August 27, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Don’t look at the UFO! Look at your phone instead. You know, TikTok has these NPC girls repeatedly saying “ice cream so good”, have you seen it? Good, now stay distracted my pet hybrid.
August 19, 2023 at 1:25 PM
You can’t say you weren’t warned
August 19, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Note to Homo Sapiens: Please do not jab mammoth tusks into our NHI butts whilst we teach you everything from fire building up to eventually building UFOs. Thanks.
August 15, 2023 at 10:09 AM
Hey there… wassup? Which one of us you wanna breed with to make some hybrids? #UAP #UFO #NHI
August 14, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Lol, these UAP symbols aren’t writing, they’re just electrical appliance warning symbols. You human hybrids are like some kind of cargo cult.
August 13, 2023 at 10:06 AM
NHI Factoid #28: UFO’s are constructed at a molecular level to be seamless and rounded, appearing like a metallic smooth melted wax. This makes washing down UAP interiors after alien/hybrid abduction “sexy time” much easier.
August 12, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Where’s the NHI during humanitarian disasters like the Hawaii firestorm? Help us you fucks.
August 11, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Post-Disclosure Question #287: Did NHI civilisations also have a twerking phase, or did they evolve better than us?
August 9, 2023 at 10:30 AM
You’ve got 4 years. Then these guys show up - your new NHI Alien Friends. Maybe start to prepare (and that doesn’t mean buying all the toilet roll you can find)?
August 8, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Counting down to the first human-NHI relationship. Will it be a grey? A tall white? A reptilian? Or a ball of plasma? Place your bets…
August 6, 2023 at 12:22 PM
You know how you sometimes wish to go back to a time before smartphones and social media?

After UFO/UAP/NHI disclosure, you’re going to wish even harder you could go back.

As the Pussycat Dolls once said in their infinite wisdom: “Be careful what you wish for”.
August 5, 2023 at 1:51 AM
It’s hilarious you guys think “the greys” are aliens flying UFOs. They’re our made-to-order bio robots, akin to your Roombas. You’re literally afraid of, and getting all kinds of tattoos of, Roombas.
August 4, 2023 at 10:44 AM
The crazy thing is you’re all getting worked about about NHI, UFOs and “aliens” right now. But we’ve been here all along! Yeah, it is partially our fault, we engineered you to have handicapped perception around time and other dimensions. But right now, I’m right next to you. Hi.
August 4, 2023 at 8:47 AM