Producing an educational film titled "Actually sometimes they do self-lubricate." As a community service.

When you're mad at me, this is what you're mad at.

Getting 'people' to 'bark for me' really is the easiest form of engagement baiting

But also it's just that easy because you're all such good puppies oh yes you are! oh yes you are!! 🥰

It's a common misconception that subs are nerds. In reality the true nerds are the dommes, who submissive jocks are peer pressuring into doing all the homework.

Chalking this one in the win column.

Dommes are all "Use your words sweety 😏" until a brat comes along and then all of a sudden they're threatening to confiscate parts of speech. Baffling behaviour frankly.

Images that make me feel just intensely normal.