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@niborthelurker.bsky.social
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Crossbow "Pumpkin Chuckin'" from last year's goal of 31 spoops and or pumpkins in October.

I can neither confirm nor deny that all missile warheads have been filled with cans of mashed pumpkin in association with the pumpkin advisory board for the upcoming monthly games...

#battletech
A Battletech crossbow in pumpkin orange with green antennas and metallic green windshield.
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Take that you stupid brain weasel!

Steadily plodding along on a couple other projects had my thinky bits feeling unproductive. So I grabbed a dino, rolled a D10 for color, applied a simple countershading pattern, and picked out some details for a finished mini!
An orange ankylosaur with tan nails and beak.
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Thank you! They're definitely the highlight of the parade ground!
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Mackie Mech Appreciation Post

#battletech #pridemechparade
Picture of a Battletech Mackie in the inclusive pride flag colors.
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qrt with fanart!

Dame Eisenlilie, leader of my Landsknecht men and ogres, and 4 completely random members of her company...

Yes, it's @ironlily.bsky.social's Landsknecht chan, Bowser, the Maro Brothers, and an angelic ogre with a shotgun.
Figure of a woman in Landsknecht outfit based on Iron Lilly's character. Yes, she has a GLORIOUS codpiece for wine and/or snacks. A group shot of a dragon turtle, 3 human Landsknecht and a Landsknecht ogre.
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Props/blame on the wonderful lady at the FLGS that started paint and hang. She suggested witches tartan for the Northwind Highlanders lance when I mentioned I didn't have any plans for how to paint them while checking out.
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I told myself "never again" after the MacLeod loud plaid accent panels on the first Highlander.

...

Anyway, say hello to the Northwind Highlander's 588th "Hecate's Scout Lance" and their theme song I made from Sabaton's "Night Witches", my changes in purple.

#battletech #metal #CommitToTheBit
The Catalyst Games Northwind Highlander lance done in black with Scotland's OFFICIAL witch's tartan on the front base face and left shoulder of each mech, and the command mechs head.

Mechs from L to R are a Grasshopper, Highlander, Gunslinger, and Warhammer.

The Highlander has performed a "Highlander Burial" on a Capellan Marches Militia Urbanmech A partial rewrite of Sabaton's "Night Witches" for my Highland Witch lance. Changes in purple.

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

Pushing on and on their mechs are going strong
Highland’s number one
Somewhere down below they’re looking for the foe
Night lance on a run
You can’t hide, you can’t move, just abide,
Their attack’s been proved
Raiders in the dark
Silent through the night the Witches join the fight
Never miss their mark

Highland blades of death
Prepare to meet your fate
Hecate's scout lance
588th

Undetected
Unexpected
Blades of glory
Tell their story
Assault formation
Deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected

Foes are losing ground, retreating to the sound
Death is in the air
Suddenly appears, confirming all your fears
Strike from Witches lair
Target found, come around, barrels sound
From the battleground
Clanners aiming high
WoB-ies await, defeat them at the gates
Live to fight and fly

Highland blades of death
Prepare to meet your fate
Hecate's scout lance
588th

Undetected
Unexpected
Blades of glory
Tell their story
Assault formation
Deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected

Beneath the starlight of the heavens
Unlikely heroes in the night 
Witches to attack, witches coming back
As they appear on the horizon
The wind will whisper when the Night Witches come

Undetected
Unexpected
Blades of glory
Tell their story
Assault formation
Deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

A partial rewrite of Sabaton's "Night Witches" for my Highland Witch lance. Changes in purple.

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

Pushing on and on their mechs are going strong
Highland’s number one
Somewhere down below they’re looking for the foe
Night lance on a run
You can’t hide, you can’t move, just abide,
Their attack’s been proved
Raiders in the dark
Silent through the night the Witches join the fight
Never miss their mark

Highland blades of death
Prepare to meet your fate
Hecate's scout lance
588th

Undetected
Unexpected
Blades of glory
Tell their story
Assault formation
Deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected

Foes are losing ground, retreating to the sound
Death is in the air
Suddenly appears, confirming all your fears
Strike from Witches lair
Target found, come around, barrels sound
From the battleground
Clanners aiming high
WoB-ies await, defeat them at the gates
Live to fight and fly

Highland blades of death
Prepare to meet your fate
Hecate's scout lance
588th

Undetected
Unexpected
Blades of glory
Tell their story
Assault formation
Deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected

Beneath the starlight of the heavens
Unlikely heroes in the night 
Witches to attack, witches coming back
As they appear on the horizon
The wind will whisper when the Night Witches come

Undetected
Unexpected
Blades of glory
Tell their story
Assault formation
Deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Highland witches, war Perfected
Hecate’s scout Lance Unexpected
niborthelurker.bsky.social
That said, she has VERY recently joined the Lovecraft Mythos and Coraline in the realm of "Enjoy the IP but tear the creator a new one for their own choices."

Not saying they're all equal but ya can't let the nice forgive the yikes.
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Exactly! And that's all she needs to become the very best, like no mage ever was. 😜
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Post a mage!

This mage only knows 4 spells: Control Monster, Shrink, Shatter, and Stasis!

Slightly older piece, again @reaperminiatures.bsky.social Bones line helping goofs come to be!
A female mage holding a spell book with an oddly patterned cube on her belt...

She has pale skin and green hair, and wears brass rimmed spectacles, a blue and purple robe with red laces and gold trim, a red belt with gold trim, and white boots. The same mage from above and behind showing her spell book open to shrink and shatter and 3 more peculiar cubes on her belt...
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Everyone who sees this post, please quote post 5 things that make you happy:

-housemates/friends
-too many 2d artists to even give a top 5
-Bluesky's Battletech community
-the FLGS'S Friday night paint and hang
-music
monsterologist.bsky.social
Everyone who sees this post, please quote post 5 things that make you happy:

- My immediate family
- My friends
- Dinosaurs
- Bugs
- TTRPGs
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Okay, timeline cleanse. 🖤

Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy:

- my children (of course!)
- playing board games
- a new pair of high heels 👠
- a perfectly poached egg on crumpet
- listening to any James albums
niborthelurker.bsky.social
Orc-gron. Is. ANGYYY!!!

The joy of @reaperminiatures.bsky.social, you have a stupid idea to fill an orc's head full of nails as a joke on a 40k primarch and $5 and a little bit of effort later you have him!

Base later when I have supplies.

#minis #tabletopgames #parody
An orc with a great-sword in shoddy armor with "nails" driven into his head
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Ha ha! I has figured out content tagging!

She's a quick rough paint job but the base turned out better than I expected. I have gone in and upped the rust on the Aquila to push the nature/urban decay element.

Warning, incidental fairy boba ahead.

#art #fairy #minis @reaperminiatures.bsky.social
A fairy woman from the side. She looks like a human looking woman with long pointed ears, a horse-like tail and wings shaped like a butterfly's but structured like a dragonfly's. She holds a crude spear with a bone, horn, or stone blade. Her hair and wings are green and her light pink-ish skin has a distinctly green undertone. The base is an urban concrete and rusted iron with tendrils of bright green litchen growing in. The same fairy woman in a full frontal view showing her long green loin cloth, and a dagger made of the same material as the spear head in her off hand.
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I really need to figure out a good way to photograph the entirety of the "Secundus City Watch" Mercs. This is just the latest batch and doesn't include the Mech or Infantry swarms.

#Battletech #6mm #wargaming
A collection of battletech minis painted in an urban camo. The collection of 42 models includes aircraft, hovercraft, tanks, wheeled vehicles, and only 2 mechs.
niborthelurker.bsky.social
First there was today's episode of 3 deliciously muscular men, and now you just GIVE us this perfect cheesecake for dessert?

You spoil us.
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And because I can, the femme fatale; Tiger-ceratops!

Look, are YOU going to tell a triceratops she ISN'T a beautiful, dangerous, Lady? I didn't think so.

Model from Ismael Panadero Garcia on My Mini Factory.
A purple triceratops with pink underbelly and pale green tiger stripes. She has a powerful tail, 3 significant horns, and 4 strong legs. Say she ISN'T a femme fatale at your own risk...
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Quote with some femme fatale #art 💋

My Heretic Priestess for #TrenchCrusade devoted to the Goetic President Amy. Model from Patrick Cudrey on My mini Factory, 'splodey timbers from Wyrd miniatures "Mei Feng".
Miniature of a "grimdark" aesthetic female cultist behind a barricade exploding outward. She is wearing a wrap around her waist and skull mask surrounded with red barbs. Her arms are crossed in front of her chest and hold a pair of bone knives. Her hands, chest, and knives have bloodstains on them. The second picture is the back view of the cultist. The red barbs of her headdress cascade in layers down her back resembling waist length hair. Her wrap goes down to her ankles and has a Goetic symbol painted on it in red. The bottom of her wrap, her feet, and the ground she has walked over are all bloodstained.
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As I was painting I realized the scoop on top would work well for your hair, and the canopy fighting me a little encouraged me to push things farther with the ears and nose art!
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Thank you!

The Supernova's structure worked out even better than I'd expected. Initially I chose it because of the snoot and there's a vent on the rear center torso that was the perfect spot for an "inflatable tube man technology" tail.
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Thank you @detocroix.bsky.social for maintaining a wonderful #Battletech feed for us all! As a token of my appreciation, some fan art of your Vtuber model in front of one of your stickers on my toolbox.
Picture of a Supernova battlemech in front of a Star League Chevron. The Star League Chevron is in rainbow colors for LGBTQIA+ pride. The Supernova has been given ears and a tail and painted to evoke Detocroix's Vtuber model.
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Yeah, it definitely feels like they'd written themselves into a corner, and rather than just give the Clans the magic space rock "Kerensky-ite" (Because you KNOW that's what the Clans would name it) they retconed the Inner Sphere into new heights of systematic idiocy by finding the Helm Memory Core.
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For all the "random bull* go!" And absolutely insane physics breaking stupidity of 40k (1000+ years of constant use on moving parts but no ability to repair/replicate?) it's actually believable that universe broke hard enough that knowledge that should be widespread became lost/unusably fragmented.
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Haha, yeah, definitely one of the harder tropes to not create massive headache inducing plot holes with. Doesn't help that Battletech is generally pretty good about paying lip service to basic physics and logic on the whole. (supply lines ARE important! And warfare IS hard on equipment)
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If I remember right after the fall of the Star League jump ships became a nonrenewable resource until about the Clan Invasion, and afterwards they're still something even the clans are hesitant to fire on unless you're already making a kamikaze run.
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Also, As someone who loves joke minis, may I offer the idea of making it into the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy grail instead?