I refuse to age with grace. Instead I will age with mischief and audacity.

Sometimes you have to compromise. Our heater is broken, waiting on the repairman, So I was forced to break out the huge fleece lounger in a color I do not wear. (A sale is a sale, and what happens in the house stays in the house) Despite my dark aesthetic, I am channeling Glinda up in this bitch.

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I look forward to the hell we are all about to unleash on Putin's puppet orange turd boy, and his soulless enabling sycophants.

If you always wanted your own super weird, opinionated, fiercely protective ally Witchy Aunt/Mom who swears like a sailor and can talk your ear off about all things fantasy and sci-fi while condemning the patriarchy and making you laugh your ass off... I'm at your service.

At this point I think it should be legal for women and anyone in the LGBTQIA community to carry swords. Just strap those big old swords to your hip and brandish them menacingly at will! It's a good thing I already have a sword collection. And a machete collection. I've always been prepared for this.

The eldest child Gizmo (18 going on 19) wanted "lunch" but also refused to get off of her heating pad. I'm the worst kind of enabler...

Oh to be one of my cats. This is the middle child and only boy. He knows nothing about the world. He is a professional snuggler.

It's time to stand up and fight for the future. I refuse to live my twilight years in a Mad Max dystopian nightmare! I am already cranky, I don't need to live through some freaking water wars vs handmaids tale. I'm too old for this shite.