I am talking to a man who is so mentally healthy that he checks Instagram *once a day*.
March 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I am talking to a man who is so mentally healthy that he checks Instagram *once a day*.
I probably really shouldn’t sigh and say “I fucking hate my job” in front of the new hire.
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I probably really shouldn’t sigh and say “I fucking hate my job” in front of the new hire.
Cannot wait to play Absolutely Not Robert Pattinson in this stupidly titled game
March 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cannot wait to play Absolutely Not Robert Pattinson in this stupidly titled game
It has taken me 30 minutes to listen to a four minute song on my lunch break because of my gd coworkers.
March 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It has taken me 30 minutes to listen to a four minute song on my lunch break because of my gd coworkers.
New hair, new tattoo, new talking to phase. The cycle repeats itself.
March 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
New hair, new tattoo, new talking to phase. The cycle repeats itself.
I am playing Avowed - a very fun video game that makes one ask the age-old question:
“Can you fuck the fish guy?”
“Can you fuck the fish guy?”
February 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am playing Avowed - a very fun video game that makes one ask the age-old question:
“Can you fuck the fish guy?”
“Can you fuck the fish guy?”
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can i tell you about a sex nightmare i had about you
February 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
can i tell you about a sex nightmare i had about you
Nothing to do at all with the fact that I got stood up but should I delete all the apps and buy a PS5 and work on myself?
February 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Nothing to do at all with the fact that I got stood up but should I delete all the apps and buy a PS5 and work on myself?
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February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is about what I see on the apps when I try to date men in my age bracket
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is about what I see on the apps when I try to date men in my age bracket
The kindest thing iOS does is let you restamp the time and date on photos, not that the men I sext are smart enough to check exif data.
February 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The kindest thing iOS does is let you restamp the time and date on photos, not that the men I sext are smart enough to check exif data.
Oh the sickening joy of flirting with someone new. Oh the half known horrors of what they will be. Oh the assuredness it will be a forgotten waste of time soon enough.
I love this part.
I love this part.
February 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Oh the sickening joy of flirting with someone new. Oh the half known horrors of what they will be. Oh the assuredness it will be a forgotten waste of time soon enough.
I love this part.
I love this part.
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I’m processing job applications again and the amount of cover letters written by AfuckingI is disgusting. It’s so obvious and lazy, and made so much worse when the word “passionate” is used.
No, you’re not.
No, you’re not.
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m processing job applications again and the amount of cover letters written by AfuckingI is disgusting. It’s so obvious and lazy, and made so much worse when the word “passionate” is used.
No, you’re not.
No, you’re not.
“You’d probably have more success if you didn’t only want to go out with good looking men.”
Thank you, mother.
Thank you, mother.
January 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“You’d probably have more success if you didn’t only want to go out with good looking men.”
Thank you, mother.
Thank you, mother.
Found out the hard way the phrase “you can’t say the wrong thing to the right person” really only means for romantic relationships and does NOT apply to your bosses at work.
January 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Found out the hard way the phrase “you can’t say the wrong thing to the right person” really only means for romantic relationships and does NOT apply to your bosses at work.