Nick
@nicholasf1.bsky.social
Woke betravel-carded lefty soon to be Twitter ex-pat.
As soon as everyone I like from over there is over here.
As soon as everyone I like from over there is over here.
Glad it's not just me...
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Glad it's not just me...
Trump every night. Ditto.
Trump every day. Mostly asleep.
Trump every day. Mostly asleep.
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Trump every night. Ditto.
Trump every day. Mostly asleep.
Trump every day. Mostly asleep.
That Count Dracula's let himself go.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
That Count Dracula's let himself go.
Trump has said that the BBC used AI to put words into his mouth. Could the BBC countersue on this basis?
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Trump has said that the BBC used AI to put words into his mouth. Could the BBC countersue on this basis?
"We know this because it's written down on this piece of paper, here in my hand, look!"
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"We know this because it's written down on this piece of paper, here in my hand, look!"
Countersue on behalf of London and the mayor.
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Countersue on behalf of London and the mayor.
I bet when he hears about Michael Crawford doing all his own stunts, we could get a reboot of "Some Mothers Do Have 'Em" out of him as well.
December 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I bet when he hears about Michael Crawford doing all his own stunts, we could get a reboot of "Some Mothers Do Have 'Em" out of him as well.
The BBC should countersue for £5bn for every time he's said anything defamatory about any British institutions.
They could scrap the licence fee, give everyone in the UK a telly made of gold, and afford to have Tom Cruise* as Doctor Who.
*other Hollywood types are available.
They could scrap the licence fee, give everyone in the UK a telly made of gold, and afford to have Tom Cruise* as Doctor Who.
*other Hollywood types are available.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The BBC should countersue for £5bn for every time he's said anything defamatory about any British institutions.
They could scrap the licence fee, give everyone in the UK a telly made of gold, and afford to have Tom Cruise* as Doctor Who.
*other Hollywood types are available.
They could scrap the licence fee, give everyone in the UK a telly made of gold, and afford to have Tom Cruise* as Doctor Who.
*other Hollywood types are available.
POTUS. Piece Of Total Utter Shit.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
POTUS. Piece Of Total Utter Shit.
Where's Skippy the bush kangaroo when you need him?
"k, k, k"*
"What's that, Skip, you're a bush kangaroo, not a tree kangaroo. I need to call Barry the tree kangaroo for a job like this."
*Kangaroo noises. If you can spell them better let me know.
"k, k, k"*
"What's that, Skip, you're a bush kangaroo, not a tree kangaroo. I need to call Barry the tree kangaroo for a job like this."
*Kangaroo noises. If you can spell them better let me know.
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Where's Skippy the bush kangaroo when you need him?
"k, k, k"*
"What's that, Skip, you're a bush kangaroo, not a tree kangaroo. I need to call Barry the tree kangaroo for a job like this."
*Kangaroo noises. If you can spell them better let me know.
"k, k, k"*
"What's that, Skip, you're a bush kangaroo, not a tree kangaroo. I need to call Barry the tree kangaroo for a job like this."
*Kangaroo noises. If you can spell them better let me know.
And after a swift libation, Pete Hegseth falls amid speakout on boat strikes...
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
And after a swift libation, Pete Hegseth falls amid speakout on boat strikes...
"Give it to me straight, doctor, what disease have I picked up on my recent beach holiday?"
"Sorry to tell you, your royal highness, you've picked up a dose of sandie peggie. I've prescribed an ointment and someone to apply it for you."
"Sorry to tell you, your royal highness, you've picked up a dose of sandie peggie. I've prescribed an ointment and someone to apply it for you."
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"Give it to me straight, doctor, what disease have I picked up on my recent beach holiday?"
"Sorry to tell you, your royal highness, you've picked up a dose of sandie peggie. I've prescribed an ointment and someone to apply it for you."
"Sorry to tell you, your royal highness, you've picked up a dose of sandie peggie. I've prescribed an ointment and someone to apply it for you."
Normally I'd weigh in with a witty, hilarious, Oscar Wildean-style comment, but Sooz's pictures and words say it all here, so I won't today.
Except for this bit, obviously.
Except for this bit, obviously.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Normally I'd weigh in with a witty, hilarious, Oscar Wildean-style comment, but Sooz's pictures and words say it all here, so I won't today.
Except for this bit, obviously.
Except for this bit, obviously.
It's OK. He'll remind us of that fact every single day...
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It's OK. He'll remind us of that fact every single day...
If @stephenking.bsky.social wrote The Dead Zone today, would Trump using a baby as a human shield be enough to stop MAGA voting for him, and finish his career, or would they happily make the sacrifice and still vote for him anyway?
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If @stephenking.bsky.social wrote The Dead Zone today, would Trump using a baby as a human shield be enough to stop MAGA voting for him, and finish his career, or would they happily make the sacrifice and still vote for him anyway?
I read this post and repost/reply in the voice of that guy from the Head & Shoulders advert. Apologies.
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I read this post and repost/reply in the voice of that guy from the Head & Shoulders advert. Apologies.
To Mock A Killing Bird.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
To Mock A Killing Bird.
Calvin and his duplicates do.
Boink.
Boink.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Calvin and his duplicates do.
Boink.
Boink.
Perhaps someone at the BBC could photoshop a picture of Farage wearing a Russian hat in Moscow like they did with that Jeremy Corbyn.
Mind you, there probably is one already...
Mind you, there probably is one already...
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Perhaps someone at the BBC could photoshop a picture of Farage wearing a Russian hat in Moscow like they did with that Jeremy Corbyn.
Mind you, there probably is one already...
Mind you, there probably is one already...
Is that a Double Delight rose?
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is that a Double Delight rose?
Last year my wife had cataract surgery; a side effect is that everything black she now perceives as blue. Maybe that's all Johnny needs...
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Last year my wife had cataract surgery; a side effect is that everything black she now perceives as blue. Maybe that's all Johnny needs...
Now thinking about a tandoori version with naan bread...
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Now thinking about a tandoori version with naan bread...