Nick
@nick-mart.bsky.social
I like deviled eggs, coffee, and penguins. He/Him
Post are just the ramblings of an old out of touch person.
Post are just the ramblings of an old out of touch person.
Why can't there just be a universal translator implant so I can understand every language, I mean come on! It's 2025!
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Why can't there just be a universal translator implant so I can understand every language, I mean come on! It's 2025!
Wasn't there supposed to be a rapture, or do were just ignore it since nobody made the cut?
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Wasn't there supposed to be a rapture, or do were just ignore it since nobody made the cut?
As much as I love Penguins, inflatable frogs make a really good point.
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
As much as I love Penguins, inflatable frogs make a really good point.
Bout sums up my thoughts on the last year.
a man with long hair and a beard is tired
Alt: Forest Gump says "I'm pretty tired... Think I'll go home now."
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September 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Bout sums up my thoughts on the last year.
Wait so is bussy butt pussy or boy pussy? I'm to old to be learning new shit.
August 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Wait so is bussy butt pussy or boy pussy? I'm to old to be learning new shit.
I wanna write a memoir but fill it with all false info so after I die family thinks I did crazy shit and no-one can prove it wrong.
July 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I wanna write a memoir but fill it with all false info so after I die family thinks I did crazy shit and no-one can prove it wrong.
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I don't know but can't hurt to try.
July 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I don't know but can't hurt to try.
Was anyone taught in school how to use a semicolon? Pretty sure I missed that day.
June 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Was anyone taught in school how to use a semicolon? Pretty sure I missed that day.
Timezones are weird so this is probably wrong for most of you, but in case you don't get told for one reason or another. "Happy Father's Day!"
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Timezones are weird so this is probably wrong for most of you, but in case you don't get told for one reason or another. "Happy Father's Day!"
Do people still use Google search? I still say to "Google it" but haven't used their search in years... It just sucks.
June 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Do people still use Google search? I still say to "Google it" but haven't used their search in years... It just sucks.
I thought of a really good post today during work and now that I can post it here I have completely forgotten what it was.
June 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I thought of a really good post today during work and now that I can post it here I have completely forgotten what it was.
It makes me sad that kids aren't out randomly walking around in malls or at parks as much as when I was younger. I want to be the crabby old guy yelling at them to be productive, but they're to busy working and being productive.
June 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It makes me sad that kids aren't out randomly walking around in malls or at parks as much as when I was younger. I want to be the crabby old guy yelling at them to be productive, but they're to busy working and being productive.
My greatest achievement, Jerry Chen (someone I didn't know existed until he kept showing up in my discover feed) like 2 of my comments.
June 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My greatest achievement, Jerry Chen (someone I didn't know existed until he kept showing up in my discover feed) like 2 of my comments.
How's a mid life crisis work? Do I have to get a fancy car or motorcycle or can I just get some fancy new clothes and go out more often to "show boat"?
June 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
How's a mid life crisis work? Do I have to get a fancy car or motorcycle or can I just get some fancy new clothes and go out more often to "show boat"?
Hope everyone has a good #PRIDE. I'm new to this.
a man in a red hat is talking into a microphone and says i 'm not sure what to do with my hands
Alt: Ricky Bobby from the movie "Talladega Nights" is talking into a microphone and says "I'm not sure what to do with my hands"
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June 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Hope everyone has a good #PRIDE. I'm new to this.
For anyone else out of the loop and wondering, I just learned from @jcsalterego.bsky.social that a skeet is a post made on Bluesky... I don't like it.
I've never kept up to date on current slang, used to message my niece asking what things ment. Does it mean I'm old if my niece is now to old to understand current slang? I don't have anyone else to ask, so the main reason for this post is... What is #skeet?
May 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For anyone else out of the loop and wondering, I just learned from @jcsalterego.bsky.social that a skeet is a post made on Bluesky... I don't like it.
A six pack and a pound from Taco John's sounds really good right now.
May 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A six pack and a pound from Taco John's sounds really good right now.
Always giving it your all doesn't mean 100%, some days your all is only going to be 10%.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Always giving it your all doesn't mean 100%, some days your all is only going to be 10%.
Hey you, drink more water!
May 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Hey you, drink more water!
Does everyone get followed by advertisement accounts or am I just special/seem like the person who will blindly follow them back?
May 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Does everyone get followed by advertisement accounts or am I just special/seem like the person who will blindly follow them back?
I've never kept up to date on current slang, used to message my niece asking what things ment. Does it mean I'm old if my niece is now to old to understand current slang? I don't have anyone else to ask, so the main reason for this post is... What is #skeet?
May 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I've never kept up to date on current slang, used to message my niece asking what things ment. Does it mean I'm old if my niece is now to old to understand current slang? I don't have anyone else to ask, so the main reason for this post is... What is #skeet?
Well I just learned that "The Muppets" and "Sesame Street" are not the same universe. 🤯
May 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well I just learned that "The Muppets" and "Sesame Street" are not the same universe. 🤯
Thanks, but I don't think I've ever posted anything I would consider "smart", or have I ever mention being a "people".
May 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Thanks, but I don't think I've ever posted anything I would consider "smart", or have I ever mention being a "people".