Nick
nick730.bsky.social
Nick
@nick730.bsky.social
Rebel without applause
"He's used up every crochet stitch he knows," almost as if he was under the impression he'd joined a knitting competition #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This challenge is judged blind, the fact that the teams are sitting on opposite sides of the couch next to their knits isn't a clue of any kind #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Is anyone worried about time?" asks man whose entire script is "this normally takes 7 days to knit but we're giving you 5 hours, and instead of knitting needles we're giving you a potato" #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Again, judging the group challenge blind makes no sense. What are the judges going to do, give preferential comments to one of the contestants? They openly despise them all anyway. #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"It's a lot of... fun" says one of the judges, with the air of a woman trying out a word she's never used before and finds slightly distasteful #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of the interchangeable judges every week:
"Can I have a look at this to see how you could improve it?
...OK, what you need to do is make is less shit in some way" *shrug*
#GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
*Internet collapses under the weight of people pointing out a kid is actually a baby goat* #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"They're certainly getting their cardio" Theatre review: The Hunger Games partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Only Peroni
(Dum dum dum dum de-do wah)
Know the way I feel tonight
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The best thing about watching international TV shows is finding out about global culture. For example if I hadn't watched Bloodhounds I wouldn't know about this real Korean burger chain.
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Why yes, I am renaming this play so that Google doesn't send an AI bot to delete my blog" Theatre review: Prawn Play partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"If you asked me to knit a deckchair I wouldn't have known where to start." Well, clearly, because they did and you got kicked out for it #GameOfWool
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They keep using the word "glamour" in the same sentence as "knitted swimwear," which is a bit like using "spicy" in a sentence with "clotted cream" #GameOfWool
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Granny circles" is an interesting way of saying "we're going to stick a load of coasters all over it" #GameOfWool
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"The play's rough edges are made up for in humour, warmth, realism and a sense of redemption" Theatre review: After Sunday partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Frankenstein (2025) really gets the essence of Mary Shelley. Namely, "the walking dead, but make it fuckable."
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"Men angry that a woman won't sleep with them, who'll accuse her of sleeping with the devil instead" Theatre review: Coven partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Protect Marcello Cruz At All Costs" Theatre review: The Meat Kings! (Inc.) of Brooklyn Heights partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Getting their big romantic moment while taking the bins out" Theatre review: Here & Now partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Judging the group challenge blind makes no sense whatsoever, the judges clearly need to know who did what unless they're kicking out the entire group #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Holger's design clearly getting the '80s jumper theme right because I immediately pictured it on Wincey Willis #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The undisguised terror on Tom Daley's face every time he's contractually obligated to talk to Holger #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I like crochet but I don't like knitting," says woman who's deliberately entered an extreme knitting competition #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Old fashioned, stately and static" Theatre review: Othello (Theatre Royal Haymarket) partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Like a cartoon wolf with his eyes popping out" Theatre review: The Producers partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2025/11/thea...
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM