It might be a hopelessly optimistic (and American) thing to be said, but some might see the USMNT struggles as the sign of an ominous future, yet I see it as a perfect first act of a biopic 25 years from now. #usmnt #worldcup2026 @usmnt.ussoccer.com

Both only want money.

If Conservatives can accept it now being called the Gulf of America, there’s no excuse in not learning pronouns. #FuckingA

I really just want Bluesky to feel the way Twitter did in 2010-2015. I need humor, who should I follow?