A game where the main objective is to just go outside without getting drained by emotional vampires. Eg., Uh oh, looks like there’s a boomer ahead who wants to tell somebody about the Patton assassination plot and how it parallels Trump’s own! Better head down the next aisle!

Watching and eating Fried Green Tomatoes and holy hell if Mary Louise Parker dipping her fingers into Idgie’s honey jar isn’t the most erotic depiction of food on screen since the fig scene from Women in Love.

if I keep my Twitter account will I be shot on site?