@canadaland.com just listening to the fanjoy episode and am very surprised when talking to the person from abacus about proportional representation, the idea that had there been ranked balloting as an option, there would’ve been far more votes for the NDP Like in every single strategic voting riding

This was fun.

This is how my views compare with the political parties in the upcoming Canadian election according to @VoteCompass. Try it for yourself! #cdnpoli
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There’s enough sperm in the sperm banks to keep us going for generations. Just cut out these shitty dudes for a while.

Don’t ever smash a cucumber before you serve it to me

Everyone has their earphones on and doesn’t give a fuck about the amazing music I’m blasting out the open windows of my car.

When you keep misspelling Santa Claus with an “E” you undermine the entire premise of the Tim Allen movie franchise. The whole joke of 3 movies is the “e”!

I’ve started using “…is what a BAD person would say!” when I need to pull a quick 180 on something I just said. Low key it works every time.

Got a Bluesky account to be the first person to ever publish the term “metoosletoe” as a pun of “mistletoe” so that you can use that joke at your upcoming holiday parties.

Did I get here in time????