Five years? That’s not a dishwasher, that’s a limited-edition subscription. Mine also chose violence right after the warranty expired. Following for WORKHORSE recommendations only — I want something that washes like it’s fueled by spite and survives longer than my phone charger. 🍽️🧼

Maybe that’s the quiet magic of being human — we turn objects into emotions, and memories into rituals. Every gift becomes a handshake between souls that keeps echoing, long after the moment has passed.

The punchline is: the paws button.

The Master and Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov.....Signals dark humor + philosophical depth.......Suggests he’s comfortable with chaos, love, and moral ambiguity.......Says: “I see the absurdity of the world and still choose passion.”
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