I'm not even a citizen of any of the countries involved but it's so, so draining to see everything go to shit all the time. Like somehow the desired outcome never ever happens

btw just know I am very disappointed in myself for having willingly written "Donkey Kong penis"

this is me btw I could not care less about driving from Desert Hills to Shy Guy Bazaar Nintendo

TLDR: I feel like some of the selections for retro courses that they made for this game are silly but the game still looks very good I'm just great at complaining 👍

Also, while I'm sure no one cares because it's from tour, it looks like Piranha Plant Pipeline has yet to even be playable on anything other than a phone. Pretty unfair to me that it's gonna have to wait another decade just to be played by the general player base.

It's just weird that they prioritized tracks that, while not in 8DX, have been given attention to already, leaving many abandoned tracks in the dust for seemingly no reason.

While I know choices are dwindling, it's kinda stupid that only 2 of the retro tracks in this game have never been remade before. Tracks like Mushroom City and Dry Dry Ruins are gonna have to wait another decade for remakes I guess.

A similar argument can be made against Choco Mountain seemingly returning again. While less egregious than Moo Moo Meadows since it only came back in the BCP, it feels like they only brought it back to slap the SNES Choco Islands on the map.

While an infinitely worse track, Moo Moo farm would have been better if they needed a home track for the cow considering it hasn't been in a game since DS, which barely even counts as a remake.

Moo Moo Meadows, no matter how much of a meme it is, should not be in this game. Jokes aside, it's not special enough to warrant getting remade twice in a row just because the cow is playable now, and it's one of the least interesting Wii tracks to bring back imo.

While I haven't seen any footage and can be wrong, Wario Shipyard seems like a weird inclusion if they have removed underwater driving, considering Shipyard is probably the best track to utilize it. Seems like a misstep to put it in a game that removed what made it special.

The only possible GBA track left would be Rainbow Road, which, while that is my favorite track in that game, kinda sucks considering it's just Rainbow Road and not one of the many unique locations from Super Circuit. This hurts especially as a top 10 Super Circuit enjoyer lmao.

This fits into my next point that there are NO GBA tracks at all. It felt like Nintendo was finally giving Super Circuit some love with the BCP but now it just seems like that was a ploy to get some of them out of the way so they wouldn't have to put them into this game.

In a game with seemingly only 30 tracks, 3 tracks from DS seems excessive, especially since they've all been remade before. Obviously Airship Fortress deserves a spot, but I have yet to see a big fan of Desert Hills or DK Pass.