Just heard someone order an amaretto sour but with bourbon

I’ve had a pretty decent week but I don’t think it can top getting today’s Framed on the first frame when my friends don’t get it at all.
(It’s the next day, so I can reveal that it was Last Man Standing which I saw when it came out on VHS, 29 years ago)

I miss living in a town where I make the best Tom & Jerrys.
I mean, I still make the best one but nobody knows what they are and I’m not getting paid to make em.

Finally remembered to replace the AirPod I lost last week when I got hit by a car. If only I could buy a new rib as easily.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Imagine being the hitler_youth intern in charge of the White House Bluesky and actually being dumber and less funny than Trump

Seattle PD co-opting Nirvana for their recruitment ad is pretty yuck.

youtu.be/ySzrJ4GRF7s

Finally some rain. Roasting a chicken. Listening to some $1 Coltrane CDs I thrifted last week. Dreading work and the world.

Sitting in a bar in Central District listening to a real estate agent from Puyallup complain to a couple tourists about how dangerous downtown Seattle is and “I wouldn’t wanna visit there”
My man, it’s a mile down the fucking street.

Sitting at the bar at Mike’s Chili Parlor wondering when @davidwondrich.bsky.social will be walking in.

Listening to sabbath on my AirPods but low enough that I can still hum along with Die Die My Darling that’s being played in this thrift store

This paint job!! 🤩