Me waiting for Apple to drop #iOS14 over here:

Me: “I love #NXT, but I have to start the night watching the first-ever TV episode of #AEW, I mean, that’s histo...”

NXT: [announces @AdamColePro vs. @SuperKingofBros to start the show]

Me:

The #VikingExperience/VikingExperience" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#VikingExperience?

The #VikingExperience?!?

Tfw you find out Aunt Becky may have committed several felonies:

#collegeadmissionsscandal #AuntBecky

#ChiefsKingdom

My wife: “Honey, come quick—the Chiefs defense made a great play!!”

Me:

It looks like the Raiders may be trading Kahlil Mack to the Bears, sending him out of the AFC West as well as the lives of folks in the #ChiefsKingdom.

So if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here doing this:

Five things I’m hoping for out of WWE #SummerSlam (hook me up, Vince!):

1.) @BraunStrowman cash-in;
2.) Ambrose heel turn;
3.) @BeckyLynchWWE title win;
4.) @VelveteenWWE getting his wish; and
5.) Four words:

Alex Smith sack-racing Travis Kelce. I’m so proud. #ChiefsKingdom

I guess you could say Rick Pitino committed the “Cardinal” sin, amirite?

Who’s with me?

So #Mizzou pulls out the fake punt at our own 30, but we punt it when we’re at their 35?

Good call. #FireOdom