ScreenScribblerNick
@nickhorwood.bsky.social
Award-winning screenscribe. I write diverse comedies and comedy/horror with a bit of social commentary. Pretty woke for a white bloke. North Yorkshire, UK.
So we get to call Musk the "Pedo guy" now, yes?
January 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
So we get to call Musk the "Pedo guy" now, yes?
Ugh. When you pitch something from the heart and the response is auto-generated. #virtualpitchfest
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Ugh. When you pitch something from the heart and the response is auto-generated. #virtualpitchfest
I just signed the petition to to demand the Government tax the super rich to rebuild our NHS, schools, and other public services. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ta...
Tax the super rich to stop cuts to public services
Across the UK, living standards are falling and millions live in poverty, while the cost of living crisis has made affording the basics difficult. Public services we all rely on - our hospitals, schoo...
you.38degrees.org.uk
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just signed the petition to to demand the Government tax the super rich to rebuild our NHS, schools, and other public services. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ta...
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June 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Gosh, dating tooday, eh?
May 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Gosh, dating tooday, eh?
Turns out our lamp has a whole other career in film! Seen here with @LupitaNyong'o
March 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Turns out our lamp has a whole other career in film! Seen here with @LupitaNyong'o
Kendrick Lamar wasted an opportunity at the Superb-Owl show to aim the "A minor" dig at Epstein's pal (and Miss Teen America creeper) Trump. Poor show!
February 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kendrick Lamar wasted an opportunity at the Superb-Owl show to aim the "A minor" dig at Epstein's pal (and Miss Teen America creeper) Trump. Poor show!
Not a believer in the honours' list but well done to SIR @stephenfry.bsky.social! This theist's favourite atheist.
December 31, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Not a believer in the honours' list but well done to SIR @stephenfry.bsky.social! This theist's favourite atheist.
Just found out our lovely new next-door neighbour, a super kind, spiritual lady in her 80s... is also a @stephenking.bsky.social fan! Perfect neighbours do exist.
December 24, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Just found out our lovely new next-door neighbour, a super kind, spiritual lady in her 80s... is also a @stephenking.bsky.social fan! Perfect neighbours do exist.
I have absolutely no argument to justify this, but I've decided 'Love Lies Bleeding' is a Christmas film.
December 11, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I have absolutely no argument to justify this, but I've decided 'Love Lies Bleeding' is a Christmas film.
Sorry guys, started watching Christmas films without you!
Klaus / 2019 / Adventure Comedy / USA, Spain
D: Sergio Pablos
W: Sergio Pablos, Jim Mahoney, Zach Lewis
Streaming on Netflix
Klaus / 2019 / Adventure Comedy / USA, Spain
D: Sergio Pablos
W: Sergio Pablos, Jim Mahoney, Zach Lewis
Streaming on Netflix
a cartoon of a man kneeling down with the words ho ho ho above him
ALT: a cartoon of a man kneeling down with the words ho ho ho above him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Sorry guys, started watching Christmas films without you!
Klaus / 2019 / Adventure Comedy / USA, Spain
D: Sergio Pablos
W: Sergio Pablos, Jim Mahoney, Zach Lewis
Streaming on Netflix
Klaus / 2019 / Adventure Comedy / USA, Spain
D: Sergio Pablos
W: Sergio Pablos, Jim Mahoney, Zach Lewis
Streaming on Netflix
I think I saw my first UFOs tonight! Two little balls of light. They may just have been comets... but that's cool too.
November 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I think I saw my first UFOs tonight! Two little balls of light. They may just have been comets... but that's cool too.
Finally watched 'Mother!". Brilliant horror film... but I hope to God God doesn't watch it! 🫣
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Finally watched 'Mother!". Brilliant horror film... but I hope to God God doesn't watch it! 🫣
Aww I think it's sweet that Donald Trump Jnr keeps sherbet in his pocket! I keep loose m&ms in mine.
November 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Aww I think it's sweet that Donald Trump Jnr keeps sherbet in his pocket! I keep loose m&ms in mine.
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This is giving me The Shining vibes! 🥶
November 20, 2024 at 2:58 PM
This is giving me The Shining vibes! 🥶
It's snow time!...
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 AM
It's snow time!...
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#Screenwriting advice sought: My brand is eclectic (comedy, horror, comedy-horror, action-adventure, period). Would an agent be less concerned about my not having a distinct brand than a manager? Or would both find me equally problematic??
November 19, 2024 at 12:57 PM
#Screenwriting advice sought: My brand is eclectic (comedy, horror, comedy-horror, action-adventure, period). Would an agent be less concerned about my not having a distinct brand than a manager? Or would both find me equally problematic??
I was going to write a #screenplay that challenged people's preconceptions about narrative storytelling in #film... but then I thought nah...
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I was going to write a #screenplay that challenged people's preconceptions about narrative storytelling in #film... but then I thought nah...
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November 16, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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My fiance just came up with an invention: a steam-power dehumidifier. Either she's a genius or I'm an idiot.
November 16, 2024 at 11:03 PM
My fiance just came up with an invention: a steam-power dehumidifier. Either she's a genius or I'm an idiot.
You done messed up, A-A-merica! #electionreference
a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is speaking into a microphone .
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
You done messed up, A-A-merica! #electionreference