Nick in* the closet
@nickinthecloset.bsky.social
*Not in the closet about 🫳🏳️🌈 just about 🥵😈
29 | he/him | PHL | 🔞
29 | he/him | PHL | 🔞
Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.
It’s a sign of how this year has gone how incredibly few nudes I have in my camera roll, but this is pic from shooting with Voltoio is an easy number one.
It’s a sign of how this year has gone how incredibly few nudes I have in my camera roll, but this is pic from shooting with Voltoio is an easy number one.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.
It’s a sign of how this year has gone how incredibly few nudes I have in my camera roll, but this is pic from shooting with Voltoio is an easy number one.
It’s a sign of how this year has gone how incredibly few nudes I have in my camera roll, but this is pic from shooting with Voltoio is an easy number one.
Being sick sucks. Being horny is honestly neutral when you average everything out. But being sick and horny is the fucking worst.
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Being sick sucks. Being horny is honestly neutral when you average everything out. But being sick and horny is the fucking worst.
Next time a bottom asks me how I want to fuck him I soooo want to just open gaysexpositions.guide/random/ and let fate decide.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Next time a bottom asks me how I want to fuck him I soooo want to just open gaysexpositions.guide/random/ and let fate decide.
Discovered a wild stat: 2/3 of the sex I’ve had has been in the last 2 years (27&28) vs 1/3 in the previous 9. It makes sense but if that trend continues I only have a couple years before I’ll be forced to quit my job to make the time.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Discovered a wild stat: 2/3 of the sex I’ve had has been in the last 2 years (27&28) vs 1/3 in the previous 9. It makes sense but if that trend continues I only have a couple years before I’ll be forced to quit my job to make the time.
How long did the legal and marketing departments spend on the copy for The Boys‘ ”Adult Toy”? Nowhere does it say “masturbator“ “stroker“ or any specific body parts, just “pleasure” and “sensation.” It‘s a dumb gimmick to start with but the failure to commit is funny.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How long did the legal and marketing departments spend on the copy for The Boys‘ ”Adult Toy”? Nowhere does it say “masturbator“ “stroker“ or any specific body parts, just “pleasure” and “sensation.” It‘s a dumb gimmick to start with but the failure to commit is funny.
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October 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Did a fun little interview for @underweargasm.gay underweargasm.com/underwear-in...
Not only is work finally not terrible this month but there’s Outfest, a threesome in the works, my birthday, gay camping, and an NYC trip on my schedule. Libra season is delivering ♎️
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not only is work finally not terrible this month but there’s Outfest, a threesome in the works, my birthday, gay camping, and an NYC trip on my schedule. Libra season is delivering ♎️
Listen, I’ve tried to start locktober but it’s not happening. The cage I have is just a little too small and, more importantly, not suitable for extended wear with a foreskin. It might become a b-day gift for a certain oomf.
October 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Listen, I’ve tried to start locktober but it’s not happening. The cage I have is just a little too small and, more importantly, not suitable for extended wear with a foreskin. It might become a b-day gift for a certain oomf.
if they made True Blood today they couldn’t have called him Russell Edgington
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
if they made True Blood today they couldn’t have called him Russell Edgington
At the hands of @eletricsquid.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
At the hands of @eletricsquid.bsky.social
I’m in a good mood today. I’ll bite.
July 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m in a good mood today. I’ll bite.
Fucked an ex and I think it was actually the rare occasion where it was actually the closure I needed.
July 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fucked an ex and I think it was actually the rare occasion where it was actually the closure I needed.
Think today I’ll focus on the 4skin of July
July 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Think today I’ll focus on the 4skin of July
So many to choose from
June 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So many to choose from
When is AI going to start saying “are you sure you meant to set that alarm for 4:30~PM~? You’re definitely going to miss your train dumbass”
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When is AI going to start saying “are you sure you meant to set that alarm for 4:30~PM~? You’re definitely going to miss your train dumbass”
Some #sundaycumday fireworks for the end of 2024
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Some #sundaycumday fireworks for the end of 2024
December 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Feeling it for #softiesaturday this week
December 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Feeling it for #softiesaturday this week
In she spirit of the season, unwrapping a FCF present
December 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
In she spirit of the season, unwrapping a FCF present
How your email finds me this humpday
December 18, 2024 at 12:58 PM
How your email finds me this humpday
Post the oldest dick pic (nude 🤷♂️) on your phone.
(I made this for a stupid thing in college with a square of the original painting covering my crotch. I’ve barely shown anyone that version, much less this one. I don’t have the original un-photoshopped version but I actually still kinda love this)
(I made this for a stupid thing in college with a square of the original painting covering my crotch. I’ve barely shown anyone that version, much less this one. I don’t have the original un-photoshopped version but I actually still kinda love this)
December 17, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Post the oldest dick pic (nude 🤷♂️) on your phone.
(I made this for a stupid thing in college with a square of the original painting covering my crotch. I’ve barely shown anyone that version, much less this one. I don’t have the original un-photoshopped version but I actually still kinda love this)
(I made this for a stupid thing in college with a square of the original painting covering my crotch. I’ve barely shown anyone that version, much less this one. I don’t have the original un-photoshopped version but I actually still kinda love this)
December 16, 2024 at 2:05 PM