No one tells you (or maybe Millennials are the first generation to really experience it) how much having a kid fucks up your algorithm.

I watch one dancing fruit video and suddenly it's anthropomorphic apples and pineapples as far as the eye can see

Getting shlattered at work, just completely mullered, skibidi

All modern smartphones are identical

Social media without Muskrat or the Zucc's stank on it? Sign me the fuck up

I am like Sisyphus rolling a rock up hill for eternity except it's scrubbing frying pans