Nick Lux
@nicklux.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as Randy T. Festus
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Nick Lux
@nicklux.bsky.social
· Feb 21
my friends and I have been archiving insane sponsored content we've been seeing over the last 2+ years. I will be updating this thread periodically with my favorites
he’s not enough that he’s an opportunist piece of shit but he’s also just so whiny. tumblr era woke scolding from a fascist head of state
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
he’s not enough that he’s an opportunist piece of shit but he’s also just so whiny. tumblr era woke scolding from a fascist head of state
she really is good at this
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
she really is good at this
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
we need to make nice with the Russians so I can go to the Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
we need to make nice with the Russians so I can go to the Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow
"churlish" gonna be my 2026 word of the year
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"churlish" gonna be my 2026 word of the year
sending this to all my opps telling them I found their family tree en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sending this to all my opps telling them I found their family tree en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
seeing the billionaire freakout about an extremely modest wealth tax proposed in CA is really redpilling me
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
seeing the billionaire freakout about an extremely modest wealth tax proposed in CA is really redpilling me
first “remote” Christmas has been a bit of a disaster with regards to shipping and receiving gifts. got me a bit grinch like
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
first “remote” Christmas has been a bit of a disaster with regards to shipping and receiving gifts. got me a bit grinch like
really get a kick out of people misspelling milquetoast
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
really get a kick out of people misspelling milquetoast
outside of the context of weddings and high school dances the Macarena actually kinda goes
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
outside of the context of weddings and high school dances the Macarena actually kinda goes
maybe a bit mean spirited but I just cannot fathom being moved by motivational speakers. just seems like total midwit behavior
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
maybe a bit mean spirited but I just cannot fathom being moved by motivational speakers. just seems like total midwit behavior
up there with the "I hate my bitch wife" boomer humor tropes that I hate is gleeful pride to admit being a crotchety, grumpy, unpleasant asshole. If I ever find that funny take me out back and old yeller me
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
up there with the "I hate my bitch wife" boomer humor tropes that I hate is gleeful pride to admit being a crotchety, grumpy, unpleasant asshole. If I ever find that funny take me out back and old yeller me
not one week ago this guy was calling for public executions
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
not one week ago this guy was calling for public executions
all flavors of trump supporters are detestable but among the worst are the ones who now post all about how they don’t care about politics now that their guy won and hasn’t done shit for them. your posts leading up to November 2024 sure indicated otherwise
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
all flavors of trump supporters are detestable but among the worst are the ones who now post all about how they don’t care about politics now that their guy won and hasn’t done shit for them. your posts leading up to November 2024 sure indicated otherwise
anti working class agitprop not gonna fall for it
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
anti working class agitprop not gonna fall for it
not to give credence to the carceral state but I am sure we will hear endlessly from right wingers about this recidivist behavior
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
not to give credence to the carceral state but I am sure we will hear endlessly from right wingers about this recidivist behavior
cw animal cruelty
anti death penalty in all cases but shit like this really tries me
anti death penalty in all cases but shit like this really tries me
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
cw animal cruelty
anti death penalty in all cases but shit like this really tries me
anti death penalty in all cases but shit like this really tries me
ultimate first world problem - when you’re at the very edge of your wifi coverage from your apartment and your phone tries connecting to that rather than the cell tower
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ultimate first world problem - when you’re at the very edge of your wifi coverage from your apartment and your phone tries connecting to that rather than the cell tower
if society is ever gonna get back on track guys like this have got to go
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
if society is ever gonna get back on track guys like this have got to go
funny how one of the key criticisms of communism is lack of consumer choice when under capitalism everything at the grocery store is one of six brands and your options to eat out are one of six chains
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
funny how one of the key criticisms of communism is lack of consumer choice when under capitalism everything at the grocery store is one of six brands and your options to eat out are one of six chains
don’t often say it but, good police
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
don’t often say it but, good police
in an instagram blend with some of my boys and my one friend keeps getting nothing but "we are charlie kirk" edits recommended to him, which is the world's funniest rabbit hole to fall into
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
in an instagram blend with some of my boys and my one friend keeps getting nothing but "we are charlie kirk" edits recommended to him, which is the world's funniest rabbit hole to fall into
blue dog/third way/welcome pac dems are the most tedious people on planet earth
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
blue dog/third way/welcome pac dems are the most tedious people on planet earth
Spring is a Friday, Summer a Saturday, Fall a Sunday, and Winter a Wednesday.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Spring is a Friday, Summer a Saturday, Fall a Sunday, and Winter a Wednesday.