I'm so glad I don't keep up with Downton Abbey because if I did I'd spend all day on the subreddit absolutely fucking RAGING over that waste of space, piece of shit, dick-for-a-brain Thomas.

I wonder what MAGA supporters think of the human trafficking the United States government is committing without giving American citizens due process? (P.S. if everybody doesn't have the right to due process, nobody does)

I truly will never understand how anybody can take RFK Jr seriously; dude literally looks like he's never felt the touch of a women and he sounds like he's never felt the taste of a cough drop. I assumed the person in charge of the health department would be A) knowledgable and B) healthy, but no.

Plugged my phone charger into a box and the USB connection was the right way on the first try. Almost came.

Vine was good because it didn't tell, it showed.
TikTok is bad because it doesn't show, it tells.

Was thinking and realized that the live action Hercules is the perfect way to make the story more accurate to greek mythology - Make Hera the villain instead of Hades and so on (but obviously he doesn't kill Meg)

How is it that whenever i stick my student ID in my back pocket its always the pocket that's the hardest for me to get when i need to reach it because of whatever I'm carrying

why does it feel like valentines day is simultaneously tomorrow and next year

I was watching the super bowl, fell asleep for like 30 minutes, woke up, and I feel like I missed nothing.

Thoughts and prayers do nothing

You're asking a man in the sky to help others instead of doing the slightest thing you can to
prevent them from happening to begin with - and I say that as a Christian.

Now, I may be Christian, but I recognize that my belief system can't affect the objective truth.

Why do I say 'I'm not an academic weapon - I'm an academic victim" when I also do homework in spurts of 90 minutes per day.

Me: read at a 12th grade level in 6th grade

Me: has a collection of books I haven't read on my desk

Me: has a TBR over 200+ long

Me: hasn't read a full book in over a year

"What are you hobbies?"

Me: reading

Me: *opens mini fridge*
Roommate: Is that a Twisted Tea?
Me: ...no
Roommate: What is it?
Me: ...a Yoohoo.