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He was a chancer, looking to further his own career, without a thought for the people of Manchester who he currently represents. I suggest he stops being so selfish (did he know the cost of running a Mayoral election) and focus on his current job.
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
He was a chancer, looking to further his own career, without a thought for the people of Manchester who he currently represents. I suggest he stops being so selfish (did he know the cost of running a Mayoral election) and focus on his current job.
Horrifying. Are there any American journalists left who tell it like it should be told or have they all turned turtle?
January 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Horrifying. Are there any American journalists left who tell it like it should be told or have they all turned turtle?
How are you going to top that? Maybe if JoB puts TWO pennies in the meter?
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
How are you going to top that? Maybe if JoB puts TWO pennies in the meter?
Pipsqueak with an over inflated opinion of his own talents. The NHS is a WIP so he should just focus on that rather than measuring for new carpets Number 10.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Pipsqueak with an over inflated opinion of his own talents. The NHS is a WIP so he should just focus on that rather than measuring for new carpets Number 10.
I was shouting at the radio "get him off. Bring the fader down"
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I was shouting at the radio "get him off. Bring the fader down"
Simon's slot is usually 00:50 so you can catch up tomorrow morning...
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Simon's slot is usually 00:50 so you can catch up tomorrow morning...
As Bruce Forsyth passed me as he entered Wentworth Golf Club, I said "Nice to see you...to see you, nice".
He didn't seem overly pleased to see me. Pleased.
He didn't seem overly pleased to see me. Pleased.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
As Bruce Forsyth passed me as he entered Wentworth Golf Club, I said "Nice to see you...to see you, nice".
He didn't seem overly pleased to see me. Pleased.
He didn't seem overly pleased to see me. Pleased.
This made me spit out my wine!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This made me spit out my wine!!
Did you get it?
December 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Did you get it?
Is that where the famous Ten Boom Horloges is?
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Is that where the famous Ten Boom Horloges is?
What's a "do-over"? And where's the other place?
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What's a "do-over"? And where's the other place?
Is that the home of Corrie ten Boom?
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Is that the home of Corrie ten Boom?
But does he have sleep apnea?
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
But does he have sleep apnea?
Well, either way, some sort of fantasy land...
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Well, either way, some sort of fantasy land...
Shirley you can't be serious?
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Shirley you can't be serious?
"Can Labour make gains with the help of the Danes?"!!! You're a poet and you didn't realise it. Classic line!
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"Can Labour make gains with the help of the Danes?"!!! You're a poet and you didn't realise it. Classic line!
Dear Producer for Tom Swarbrick, Re American Week. Can Simon really be expected to cram in all the news into 10 minutes this week? Please can he have 15? Thanks, on behalf of the listeners...
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dear Producer for Tom Swarbrick, Re American Week. Can Simon really be expected to cram in all the news into 10 minutes this week? Please can he have 15? Thanks, on behalf of the listeners...
Hi iain, When is the next Question Marks?
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hi iain, When is the next Question Marks?
Who are the Blue Angels? Melody, Destiny and the other one?
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Who are the Blue Angels? Melody, Destiny and the other one?
Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox
It had better get better tonight. One departure so far might be clever production but it's a poor return for a viewer's patience and loyalty. The BBC needs to be careful not to kill its golden goose....we shall see.
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It had better get better tonight. One departure so far might be clever production but it's a poor return for a viewer's patience and loyalty. The BBC needs to be careful not to kill its golden goose....we shall see.
Does your American audience understand sarcasm?!
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Does your American audience understand sarcasm?!
So good to know she's working 9 to 5
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So good to know she's working 9 to 5
Kimmel's return has been viewed 22m times on Youtube. Just wow!
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Kimmel's return has been viewed 22m times on Youtube. Just wow!