Cubic Knob
@nickwa.bsky.social
How can you tell they are married?
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
How can you tell they are married?
You know when you've been tangoed
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
You know when you've been tangoed
I've boycotted every florist in the country for my whole life in solidarity
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I've boycotted every florist in the country for my whole life in solidarity
I wonder what the ratio of "letters to the newspaper complaining about young people complaining about the snow" to "letters to the newspaper of young people complaining about the snow" is?
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I wonder what the ratio of "letters to the newspaper complaining about young people complaining about the snow" to "letters to the newspaper of young people complaining about the snow" is?
Not only are these parking bays on both sides and across dropped kerbs, they even continue at a junction!
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not only are these parking bays on both sides and across dropped kerbs, they even continue at a junction!
I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60. Can you help me with that?
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60. Can you help me with that?
Yep, my Mum was like...
a woman with a bandana on her head is laughing and says aint nobody got time for that
ALT: a woman with a bandana on her head is laughing and says aint nobody got time for that
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Yep, my Mum was like...
Tip: just wear sports/thick socks and pretend they're dress socks
No one will care
No one will care
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Tip: just wear sports/thick socks and pretend they're dress socks
No one will care
No one will care
Twice as many people can fit and about a quarter would want to travel.
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Twice as many people can fit and about a quarter would want to travel.
I do big shits an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty wipe an´
A big brown thing in yo´ waste. You get SPRUNG.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty wipe an´
A big brown thing in yo´ waste. You get SPRUNG.
a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet .
ALT: a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I do big shits an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty wipe an´
A big brown thing in yo´ waste. You get SPRUNG.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty wipe an´
A big brown thing in yo´ waste. You get SPRUNG.
I followed all the instructions including the recommendation at the end and my lasagne is burnt to shit
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I followed all the instructions including the recommendation at the end and my lasagne is burnt to shit
Get the homeless off the streets.... No, not there!
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Get the homeless off the streets.... No, not there!
OpenCore Legacy Patcher
Experience macOS just like before
dortania.github.io
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"We hadn’t got anything in for Christmas because we were going out and really looking forward to this five-course meal"
So what were they going to eat for tea, or on boxing day or the day after?
So what were they going to eat for tea, or on boxing day or the day after?
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"We hadn’t got anything in for Christmas because we were going out and really looking forward to this five-course meal"
So what were they going to eat for tea, or on boxing day or the day after?
So what were they going to eat for tea, or on boxing day or the day after?
I thought it was all
January 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I thought it was all
Come on Jamie, you're not fat and you spend all day thinking about lasagne
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Come on Jamie, you're not fat and you spend all day thinking about lasagne
In 1988 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1989 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1990 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1991 my girlfriend did ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1992 my girlfriend did not ask to...
In 1989 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1990 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1991 my girlfriend did ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1992 my girlfriend did not ask to...
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
In 1988 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1989 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1990 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1991 my girlfriend did ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1992 my girlfriend did not ask to...
In 1989 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1990 my girlfriend did not ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1991 my girlfriend did ask to eat hummus off my ringpiece.
In 1992 my girlfriend did not ask to...