Nick Wiltsher
@nickwiltsher.bsky.social
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I'm a lecturer in philosophy at the University of St Andrews (from September 2025). They mainly pay me to do aesthetics. I also work on imagination. I'm here for work things and light procrastination.
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nickwiltsher.bsky.social
"Is it a long way to the golf course?"
"Well, it depends on what you mean by a long way."
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ASKING DIRECTIONS OUTSIDE THE PHILOSOPHY DEPARTMENT PAL.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
If you've sent email to my Uppsala address in the last couple of months, I won't have got it and you should resend it to my St Andrews one if you want a reply. The auto-response from Uppsala unhelpfully says "out of office" where it should say "this address doesn't work any more" or something.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
And time-pressured—he basically had a couple of hours to do this. OK, maybe we can give the guy a break.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Moving office: a time to contemplate your books, thin a few out, rationalise and downsize. Or just hoy them all in boxes and make your future self deal with it. Man my past self was a knob.
Chaotic arrangement of many books on shelves.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
First day in new job. How do you make a cup of tea around here?
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
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nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Oh god I had no idea that existed and I am now going to try my very best to forget it. I politely refuse to imagine it.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Whenever Alain de Botton is booked, quoted, or otherwise invoked, it's a sure sign that whoever is doing the invoking knows fuck all about philosophy, is too lazy or ignorant to bother finding out more, and has just summoned the only name that comes to mind.
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nome.bsky.social
Let's be generous, here, and assume that by the solar system Altman wants to put the sphere outside the orbit of Neptune, and we'll just exclude the kuiper belt entirely.

That would be a sphere with a diameter of 6 billion miles.

Let's assume that it has the thickness of an eggshell: .3mm thick.
kattenbarge.bsky.social
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
A transcription of a conversation between OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and podcast host Theo Von on Von's podcast, in an excerpt from the Atlantic article "AI is a mass-delusion event" by Charlie Warzel: 

"Sam Altman: I do guess that a lot of the world gets covered in data centers over time.

Theo Von: Do you really?

Altman: But I don’t know, because maybe we put them in space. Like, maybe we build a big Dyson sphere around the solar system and say, “Hey, it actually makes no sense to put these on Earth.”

Von: Yeah.

Altman: I wish I had, like, more concrete answers for you, but, like, we’re stumbling through this."
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
"What's this philosophy thing about then?", the removal man casually asks during a break from carrying boxes of books. He ends up leaving with a copy of the Nicomachean Ethics to read on his way home. Corrupting the youth and the middle-aged alike.
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407364-colorful-autumn-leaves.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Ah yeah, I think even in my advanced state of middle-age technology bufuddlement I can manage that.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
I'm having trouble with the age verification thing to use private messages, which ironically makes me feel old. Anyway: the brief trip this week was hectic, so I'll be in touch (somehow!) when I properly finally move, very late August/early September.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
That was quick! All yours. And aye, I anyway had you on a list of people to contact once actually settled in Dundee. I'll be there briefly next week and then more permanently a couple of weeks later. I'll drop you a line about next week next week and see if we can make schedules overlap.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
I have a pristine copy of issue 24 of @thefence.bsky.social to give away (I bought a copy, and then took out a subscription, and now I have two, so there we go). Would prefer to just hand it over to someone in/near either Durham or Dundee, but can post if needs be. Who wants it? Someone should.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Yeah... a well-disguised slower ball is a real skill, but I think it's tricky to just slow down your whole action. But what do I know.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Friend is after work accessible to non-academics on the notion of a "real man", as in "a real man does[n't] ..." (and not as in social ontology). What've we got, folks?
#philsky
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Bowling actions are delicate things. I'm not sure it's straightforward to just bowl a bit slower.

I suspect the key to getting Crawley is clever field placings and a disciplined line.
nickwiltsher.bsky.social
Shower doors are so passé.