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Nicnac
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Married, Pagan, Witch, Catmom, nerd, bibliophile, and all around goofy gal with too many interests to list here.
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What dinosaur is the best at wrapping gifts?

A Velociraptor!

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December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What do you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus!

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December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?

Jurassic Pork!!

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December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water!

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December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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What kind of cookies make Santa laugh?

Snickerdoodles!!

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December 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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What is a snowmans favorite lunch?

Ice cream sandwiches!

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December 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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How do monkeys stay in shape?

They go to the jungle gym!

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December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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How do you make anti-freeze?

Take away her blanket!

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December 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins!

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December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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What kind of pants do snails like to wear?

Escargos!

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December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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If you cross mistletoe and a duck what do you get?

A Christmas Quacker!

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December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy National Llama Day!

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What do you call a fast Llama?

A llamaghini!!

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December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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What are Santa's favorite type of potato chip?

Crisp Pringles!

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December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elvish Presley!

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December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker!

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December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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What is a vegatarians favorite Christmas carole?

Soy to the world!

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December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I was confused when my printer started playing music..

Until I realized the paper was jamming.

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December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Where did mice drink during prohibition?

At the squeakeasy!

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December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Why is it do easy for mashed potatoes to travel?

They take the Gravy Train!

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November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

"May the forks be with you."

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November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

"All about that baste!"

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November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What kind of turkey requirs ID?

Wild Turkey!

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November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle!

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November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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What did the Pizza chef go to jail?

For EmBASILment!

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November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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How does a turkey travel?

By Gravy Train!

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November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM