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you know in BOTW when you're on the Bridge of Hylia and its sunrise and the dragon Farosh drifts into view and the OST plays? it's so infinitely cool and serene that she's not there to battle, she can't even be killed. she's just there, you know? living her life. what an amazing game
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only shareholder value.
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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plonker
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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when shakespeare wrote tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow he was talking about induction
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i love vibe coding. if by 'vibe coding' you mean assembling a tower of Result<T, E>s with the ? operator like it's a goddamn IKEA shelf, then yeah, i fucking vibe
September 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Adding a gambling mechanic to reading (footnotes) was the greatest innovation in writing since the period
September 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i think i might be a night person in denial
September 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
the more i play old video games, the more i realize “not possible” is a horrible excuse
September 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
harry potter horcruxes are just the one ring from lord of the rings…
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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This microservice could have been a HashMap.
August 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
now that TSA allows you to keep your shoes on, what does PreCheck have to do to keep you buying in?
July 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"hey, I just had a fantastic idea for a product!--"
"yeah?? what're you thinking? (excited)"
"we'll leverage AI to arbitrage--" psssssh white noise pssssh

every time, man (╥﹏╥)
June 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Behold, The Lands of the Great Powers who hold back the Foetid Dark.

This highly requested map of the world of Trench Crusade was illustrated by the incomparable Jared Blando!

#trenchcrusade #trenchcrusadelore
March 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it’s so peaceful here
April 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM