someone tell them to stop changing the pants. i can't keep up with the pants

singing must feel amazing if you're good at singing. oooOOOoaaAaaa

i went for a run this morning just to make sure i could still run because im old

if I had a time machine I would go give Bashō a pair of Hokas and let him go nuts

bless us o lord for these thy gifts which we are about to receive and for this morning when I hit my linen pants with the hand steamer one more time on my way out the door while I was wearing them and you merely lightly toasted me as in fatherly reproach instead of creme brûlée-ing my inner thigh 🙏

just heard tate mcrae for the first time and was not expecting it to be dance music on account of that confederate conscript name. had to close my mouth

some people are at work but I'm cleaning my house so I'm in prison

when you are taking your 9 supplements and rx in the morning do you ever have to stop somewhere midway in the journey to spit them all into your hand because you forgot which ones you already put in your mouth haha yeah no me either

we couldn't handle cell phone minutes, as a society

car crash of a shopping cart

it's cool that everything costs $10 now no matter what it is

He's addicted to the high

#RVA For anyone who migrated here in protest of Meta, Twitter... and feel like you lost connections to keep up with local events and activism, rva.rip is a great resource.

@wrir973fm.bsky.social French Kiss is really grooving tn