Nic
@nicolalala.bsky.social
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Bad cook. Mosquito flytrap. Cat worshipper. Lives in the Netherlands
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The average person has 13 secrets.
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John was the same. Is a boy cat thing?
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I am happy then x
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Gin, a packet of lentils, jar of garlic powder, times 4, separable scissors and a pike that packs down but is lethal.
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Oh yes ma’am. But I told anyone at work prepared to listen to make it funny rather than mortifying. And it worked for me at least.
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Stupidly left a hob burner on after moving a pot. Arm totally fine. Shirt slightly scorched. Tbh it wasn’t the worst thing today.
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To cap what could’ve been a day of utter humiliation I’ve just set fire to my arm. At least it wasn’t in public. Win!!
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Send a slice to our exchange location Otter!
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An random man caught me on the escalator. Am dying
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It couldn’t have been more visible. It may as well have been singing at the same time!
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OMG!!! I have had a panty liner stuck to the back of my leg all morning! IN THE OFFICE!!!
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OMG!! I love your fermentation threads
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Back molar. It’s been root canal’ed in the past. I just don’t want to make it worse (and believe me it’s a MESS up there)
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Creamed spinach an excellent idea. Fondue dangerous…ikr?? They’re so laid back here it’s incredible
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Thursday 🙄. Currently trying to think of a good nursery dinner with zero sharp edges