The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I just can’t change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works.

And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”

Congratulations to the cast and crew of Percy Jackson and the Olympians for their Children's and Family Emmy wins, including the award for Outstanding Young Teen Series. A well-deserved testament to their hard work and dedication.