The concept of being too evil to get invited to Cheney’s funeral…
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The concept of being too evil to get invited to Cheney’s funeral…
Imagining a polycule seeing that movie where Elizabeth Olsen can only choose one man in the afterlife
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Imagining a polycule seeing that movie where Elizabeth Olsen can only choose one man in the afterlife
Trying to explain to my husband that we have to see Wicked opening weekend, yes I’ve seen the show on stage many times it’s not about the plot it’s about how Ariana does the end of Thank Goodness and Cynthia riffs on No Good Deed
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trying to explain to my husband that we have to see Wicked opening weekend, yes I’ve seen the show on stage many times it’s not about the plot it’s about how Ariana does the end of Thank Goodness and Cynthia riffs on No Good Deed
How does founding Vox make you qualified to be the “here’s what Democrats are doing wrong” guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How does founding Vox make you qualified to be the “here’s what Democrats are doing wrong” guy
TikTok today has been so fun I love haters
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
TikTok today has been so fun I love haters
I think he’s dead
September 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think he’s dead
People who don’t understand life expectancy rates traveling back in time and seeing a bunch of old folks:
what the hell
what the hell
August 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
People who don’t understand life expectancy rates traveling back in time and seeing a bunch of old folks:
what the hell
what the hell
Just when you think nothing is happening on The Gilded Age…horse crash
July 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just when you think nothing is happening on The Gilded Age…horse crash
Simpsons gets a lot of credit for predicting the future but the MRA subreddit freaking out about the Tea app is beat by beat the Sunny episode "The Gang Group Dates"
July 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Simpsons gets a lot of credit for predicting the future but the MRA subreddit freaking out about the Tea app is beat by beat the Sunny episode "The Gang Group Dates"
It's a clever trick of Christianity that I almost want it to be real because it would be really funny if all these people were so shocked arriving to Hell
February 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's a clever trick of Christianity that I almost want it to be real because it would be really funny if all these people were so shocked arriving to Hell
Trying to live low waste means sometimes you have to put arugula in your fruit smoothie and guess what it tastes like
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trying to live low waste means sometimes you have to put arugula in your fruit smoothie and guess what it tastes like
People figured out how to make clothes from worms and you want to use AI to optimize your Bitcoin transactions?
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
People figured out how to make clothes from worms and you want to use AI to optimize your Bitcoin transactions?
You have the power to bend the universe at your will, so use it on what matters:
Running a six figure business and driving a luxury hybrid
Running a six figure business and driving a luxury hybrid
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You have the power to bend the universe at your will, so use it on what matters:
Running a six figure business and driving a luxury hybrid
Running a six figure business and driving a luxury hybrid
In app pop ups specifically praising Trump is just the beginning.
We are in a new age of Sycophantic UX
We are in a new age of Sycophantic UX
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In app pop ups specifically praising Trump is just the beginning.
We are in a new age of Sycophantic UX
We are in a new age of Sycophantic UX
This season of Traitors is truly a perfect group of idiots for Trump 2.0
January 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This season of Traitors is truly a perfect group of idiots for Trump 2.0
Boston Rob will not be seeing the Kingdom of Heaven
January 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Boston Rob will not be seeing the Kingdom of Heaven
Being a billionaire is truly a lack of creativity and vision. You can’t think of anything other than putting it in little piles?
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Being a billionaire is truly a lack of creativity and vision. You can’t think of anything other than putting it in little piles?
Why as a nepo baby are you trying to be commercially successful.
Baby do ART
Baby do ART
December 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Why as a nepo baby are you trying to be commercially successful.
Baby do ART
Baby do ART
A new reality show is called Make Soup. 12 contestants. Each week they make soup. The worst soup leaves. They get a reasonable amount of time to develop flavors. The hosts and judges are normal and not annoying.
December 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
A new reality show is called Make Soup. 12 contestants. Each week they make soup. The worst soup leaves. They get a reasonable amount of time to develop flavors. The hosts and judges are normal and not annoying.
As an American of French descent who is completely out of butter, let me say this:
toast made with olive oil is just a cracker
toast made with olive oil is just a cracker
December 11, 2024 at 6:27 PM
As an American of French descent who is completely out of butter, let me say this:
toast made with olive oil is just a cracker
toast made with olive oil is just a cracker
I love that "woke" has become so divorced from it's original meaning, both as a word and as a metaphor, that people are saying shit like "people are waking up from woke"
December 3, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I love that "woke" has become so divorced from it's original meaning, both as a word and as a metaphor, that people are saying shit like "people are waking up from woke"
It’s kind of fucked up that they make the pardoned Turkey watch as they behead his brethren and feast on his flesh like the undead on the White House Lawn
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
It’s kind of fucked up that they make the pardoned Turkey watch as they behead his brethren and feast on his flesh like the undead on the White House Lawn
The Left’s favorite meal is itself
November 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
The Left’s favorite meal is itself