Nico Pollari
nicopollari.bsky.social
Nico Pollari
@nicopollari.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Quant, former head of trading. Still trading.
If I hear Romo say "Tush Push" one more time I'm gonna lose it
January 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm here to talk about important things, like how Oral B floss is absolute shit compared to any competitor
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wow sad to see Hindenburg research close up shop. I've always been such a huge fan.
January 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This Texans game is just wow
January 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Google and a convicted Corgi murderer, says that fact-checking is biased.
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.

In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.

Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
January 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The bots are coming in droves to follow real accounts, wow
January 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gonna be fuckin cold this week
January 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Getting sick over winter break with the kids home is just bullshit
December 30, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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why am I thinking of Roko's Basilisk
Chatted with @dahlialithwick.bsky.social about the (probably) constitutional way that Trump could finagle a third presidential term 😬 slate.com/news-and-pol...
December 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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itJustWorks
December 28, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Boathouse will never get old to me
December 28, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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looksNormal
December 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Merry Christmas everyone. I still suggest you don't get your kids slime for Christmas. Be smarter than I am.
December 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
She didn't kill me
December 21, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Pro Tip: even if your wife is acting this way, do not ask her why she has been clinically insane all day
December 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
As a fellow Asperger's individual it is quite amusing to watch Elmo with his Asperger's completely out of fucking control. Maybe RFK Jr lent him that worm in his brain too.
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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If there is ever an instance where we might as well just let him cook
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Too many people on this planet anyway, send more cannon fodder already. Ukraine is ready
My latest: At least 100 North Korean troops have been killed fighting in Ukraine, #SouthKorea spy agency said.

Another 1,000 have been injured in the ongoing fight in Russia’s Kursk region, after being deployed by Moscow, te NIS also claimed.

www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
North Korea could send more troops to Ukraine after 100 of its soldiers die on battlefield
Losses ‘caused by lack of experience’ but Kim Jong-un may dispatch country’s special operations force to help Russia
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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It’s still illegal to have a pet ferret in New York City so Elon isn’t even allowed to bring Vivek here on a temporary basis.
December 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Last office day of the year *fingers crossed*
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I wonder what my wife is going to think when this pallet of Poweredge servers and rack show up at the house... It was govt surplus so at least I got an amazing deal? I'm going to pipe the heat it generates into the rest of the house for winter lol
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 PM