crazy some of my co workers will come in the office, clockin, then take the company cars to go get breakfast off campus lmao

“Dining out is one of the fastest growing leisure activities of the 1980s...”

I can’t imagine why this disquietingly over-busy horror show never took off... 🤷‍♂️

very few people can argue with me about britney bc if you don’t know the damn small details and just go off what tmz tells you you will be illiterate about her story. i hate the internet rn. i will obliterate you in her defense

often if i like a persons content i click on someone’s linktree or website they have in their bio just to support with a click and see what their real life is like. mostly its surprising what someone’s side hustle is!

can’t believe how much i love fries

moth 1.0 #mothsky

one of my co workers got a dumb phone and now i want a dumb phone

one of them became obsessed with a gay guy and forced him to sleep with her then got the ick cos it was “not right”

listening to bullfrogs and drinking sweet tea in the backwoods

i need a vacation so bad i almost teared up looking at a friends pics of the island she’s on rn

if there was one bodily sensation i would get rid of is sneezing. fuck that what an awful feeling and disgusting outcome

nothin compares baby