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Ascle
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And hey after coffee with the national guard during your peaceful protest you can order your fucking rideshare tesla to drive you back to your airbnb and order fucking uber for the perfect evening while people are being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 AM
And hey after coffee with the national guard during your peaceful protest you can order your fucking rideshare tesla to drive you back to your airbnb and order fucking uber for the perfect evening while people are being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 AM
You

i just

oh my god no wonder even your leftists kept saying "sleepy joe" you dense motherfuckers are all asleep at the wheel 24/7 what the hell
January 26, 2026 at 8:46 AM
If I was from venezuela i'd be swimming across the ocean to kick your fucking asses in person if I saw you sipping coffee brought to you by the national guard at your protest
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 AM
They should be shaved and served with a goddamn pita and garlic sauce after having been roasted on it and you're over here being like "omg the national guard got me coffee at my peaceful protest :)"
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 AM
That's what we mean.

We don't mean you're doing nothing as in just sitting there -- although you were for way longer than you should've but --

We mean that you should be using the washington monument as a fucking shwarma spit
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
YOUR PEACEFUL PROTEST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE CONFUSED WITH A ROAMING GANG OF MALL WALKERS WHAT THE FUCK.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 AM
YOU'RE LITERALLY THE GUN COUNTRY WHAT THE HELL
January 26, 2026 at 8:29 AM
PEACEFUL PROTESTS?

AGAINST A GOVERNMENT WITH LITERAL CONCENTRATION CAMPS?

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MINDS?
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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They should have been tarred and feathered so long ago that their great grandchildren would be fucking chik-fil-a burgers by now you dense motherfuckers
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 AM
They should have been tarred and feathered so long ago that their great grandchildren would be fucking chik-fil-a burgers by now you dense motherfuckers
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Lmao *pardon
January 26, 2026 at 8:16 AM
*an; pardonx
January 26, 2026 at 8:16 AM
What you are doing is shit that is well over a decade overdo and at this point is such sn obscene underreaction that to literally anyone fucking else on the planet it looks like you're just sitting there twiddling your clit and/or dick.
January 26, 2026 at 8:15 AM
He straight up was like "i'm gonna kill you all" while pulling the pin of a grenade and you fuckers were like "oh lol dont worry he's just playing"
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 AM
They're not claiming you did nothing

They're telling that to you to your fucking face while providing an organised list of sources
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Instead it was you guys literally doing the steven universe hitler comic and it was the most goddamn pathetic thing the world had ever had to witness
January 26, 2026 at 8:07 AM
You should've had their goddamn heads on pikes at that point bruh what the fuck
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 AM
They should have been hanged, drawn and quartered for January 6 what the fuck is wrong with you people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 AM
the protests might've done something 10 to fucking 12 goddamn YEARS ago

you should've rioted the moment he was gonna be prez again why the fuck do you think europe supposedly keeps saying you're doing nothing?

it's because YOU'RE DOING NOTHING.
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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every time you fuckers say "well what else do you expect us to do they have guns"

we all stare just a -little- more intensely into the camera every single time.
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 AM
every time you fuckers say "well what else do you expect us to do they have guns"

we all stare just a -little- more intensely into the camera every single time.
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You should have eliminated him and his entire bloodline years ago at this point

They don't mean you're not doing anything as in as of this moment

They're talking about the past fucking decade
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 AM
b r u h
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
you fuckers were gluing yourselves to fucking buildings and roads for gaza and now you're like "well i'm gosh darn plum down out of ideas"
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM