Nielsen Nacis
@nielsennacis.bsky.social
Kansas City Metro
Don't ask me to open those biscuits-in-a-can.
Definitely a human.
Don't ask me to open those biscuits-in-a-can.
Definitely a human.
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
-Limp Bizkit
Anyway.
Here is an updated picture of my pedal board. Note the hat (by Walrus Audio, out of Oklahoma) that reads me like a book.
-Limp Bizkit
Anyway.
Here is an updated picture of my pedal board. Note the hat (by Walrus Audio, out of Oklahoma) that reads me like a book.
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
-Limp Bizkit
Anyway.
Here is an updated picture of my pedal board. Note the hat (by Walrus Audio, out of Oklahoma) that reads me like a book.
-Limp Bizkit
Anyway.
Here is an updated picture of my pedal board. Note the hat (by Walrus Audio, out of Oklahoma) that reads me like a book.
People at skating rinks, like, how do you even learn this skill?? Does everyone secretly practice at home or they just come to these things with natural skill?
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
People at skating rinks, like, how do you even learn this skill?? Does everyone secretly practice at home or they just come to these things with natural skill?
If it matters to you or not, the 12 days of Christmas starts on December 25. That’s the first day of Christmas, not the last.
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
If it matters to you or not, the 12 days of Christmas starts on December 25. That’s the first day of Christmas, not the last.
Learn Filipino: Maligayang Pasko, mga maruming hayop kayo!
(Merry Christmas you filthy animals)
(Merry Christmas you filthy animals)
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Learn Filipino: Maligayang Pasko, mga maruming hayop kayo!
(Merry Christmas you filthy animals)
(Merry Christmas you filthy animals)
In current news, the Kansas City Chiefs are moving from Kansas City, Missouri to Kansas City, Kansas. In other news, my mom (in NJ) still doesn’t understand the difference between the MO side and KS side.
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
In current news, the Kansas City Chiefs are moving from Kansas City, Missouri to Kansas City, Kansas. In other news, my mom (in NJ) still doesn’t understand the difference between the MO side and KS side.
I know it’s not the original text, but, can we all agree with Moon Knight?
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I know it’s not the original text, but, can we all agree with Moon Knight?
I know almost nothing about the entirety of the Wicked play/story and I had got to be the only person in that theater totally thrown over by that twist at the end lol
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I know almost nothing about the entirety of the Wicked play/story and I had got to be the only person in that theater totally thrown over by that twist at the end lol
Went to the Asian store for a supply run and holy tariffs. No way a bottle of ube halaya should be $8 😭
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Went to the Asian store for a supply run and holy tariffs. No way a bottle of ube halaya should be $8 😭
Stopped at a grocery store to pick something up and an older guy working there called me a “rock n roller” and I felt really cool.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Stopped at a grocery store to pick something up and an older guy working there called me a “rock n roller” and I felt really cool.
Me, every time we set up the fire pit and one of my kiddos show me a cool new branch they found…
a man is saying cast it into the fire
Alt: An elf is saying cast it into the fire
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November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me, every time we set up the fire pit and one of my kiddos show me a cool new branch they found…
I have this really cheap multi-mod pedal that has a surprisingly OKAY trem, paired with a reverb, a warm sounding strat and Nancy Sinatra and you get this. Also, Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair comes out in a few weeks and I’m pretty pumped for that and this song reminds me of that movie.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have this really cheap multi-mod pedal that has a surprisingly OKAY trem, paired with a reverb, a warm sounding strat and Nancy Sinatra and you get this. Also, Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair comes out in a few weeks and I’m pretty pumped for that and this song reminds me of that movie.
Me going outside tonight and last and not seeing any steamed hams.
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
Alt: Super Nintendo Chalmers asking about aurora borealis
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November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me going outside tonight and last and not seeing any steamed hams.
Predator Bad Lands was great and fun and still mad that Prey didn’t get a theater release like this.
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Predator Bad Lands was great and fun and still mad that Prey didn’t get a theater release like this.
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Went to a screening of Destroy All Monsters tonight at Screenland Armour theater in North KC and the lobby was a bunch like-minded fans complimenting each other’s Godzilla shirts
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Went to a screening of Destroy All Monsters tonight at Screenland Armour theater in North KC and the lobby was a bunch like-minded fans complimenting each other’s Godzilla shirts
A list no one asked for. My top 4 favorite Godzilla designs.
-1975 suit from Vs. Mecha-Godzilla
-Godzilla 2000
-Shin Godzilla (4th form)
-Minus One
-1975 suit from Vs. Mecha-Godzilla
-Godzilla 2000
-Shin Godzilla (4th form)
-Minus One
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A list no one asked for. My top 4 favorite Godzilla designs.
-1975 suit from Vs. Mecha-Godzilla
-Godzilla 2000
-Shin Godzilla (4th form)
-Minus One
-1975 suit from Vs. Mecha-Godzilla
-Godzilla 2000
-Shin Godzilla (4th form)
-Minus One
HAPPY GODZILLA DAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE.
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
HAPPY GODZILLA DAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE.
Mentally prepping the following phrase as I have to explain it to at least one person any year when I’m dressed like this for Halloween:
“No im not a Harry Potter, im a Star Wars. The robes are totally different!”
“No im not a Harry Potter, im a Star Wars. The robes are totally different!”
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Mentally prepping the following phrase as I have to explain it to at least one person any year when I’m dressed like this for Halloween:
“No im not a Harry Potter, im a Star Wars. The robes are totally different!”
“No im not a Harry Potter, im a Star Wars. The robes are totally different!”
When I was a kid I wanted to be Godzilla so bad for Halloween but that costume absolutely did not exist so my parents made my costume (it’s Godzilla, not a crocodile!🐊 )
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When I was a kid I wanted to be Godzilla so bad for Halloween but that costume absolutely did not exist so my parents made my costume (it’s Godzilla, not a crocodile!🐊 )
Happy Goosey Night for those who celebrate. Be safe, make mischief, and remember to leave candy out for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Happy Goosey Night for those who celebrate. Be safe, make mischief, and remember to leave candy out for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Reposted by Nielsen Nacis
Absolute Batman breaking a white supremacist's arm in the latest comic 🦇
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Absolute Batman breaking a white supremacist's arm in the latest comic 🦇
Dentist: “So how’s your day been?”
Me *with two peoples hands, a sprayer, a vacuum and a chisel all in my mouth at one time*:
“HHHHUGGRRHHERRSSSHHA!”
Me *with two peoples hands, a sprayer, a vacuum and a chisel all in my mouth at one time*:
“HHHHUGGRRHHERRSSSHHA!”
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dentist: “So how’s your day been?”
Me *with two peoples hands, a sprayer, a vacuum and a chisel all in my mouth at one time*:
“HHHHUGGRRHHERRSSSHHA!”
Me *with two peoples hands, a sprayer, a vacuum and a chisel all in my mouth at one time*:
“HHHHUGGRRHHERRSSSHHA!”
Was in Jersey/NYC for a brief long-weekend visit
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Was in Jersey/NYC for a brief long-weekend visit
My kid has been catching up with Clone Wars and now Rebels and he decided to watch an episode this morning before school and it was the Jedi Night episode and iykyk, now I’m very sad at the start of my day.
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My kid has been catching up with Clone Wars and now Rebels and he decided to watch an episode this morning before school and it was the Jedi Night episode and iykyk, now I’m very sad at the start of my day.
My kid lost a tooth today and then this dumb guy ate it.
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My kid lost a tooth today and then this dumb guy ate it.