Nigel_kent_uk
@nigelkentuk.bsky.social
Pro-EU, centrist. The fish rots from the head down.
#FBPE
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Whilst being banged by the todger,
Of the new, incumbent male lodger.
Bereft of adequate foreplay,
Clive the clit would always say,
How he should have been named Roger.
Of the new, incumbent male lodger.
Bereft of adequate foreplay,
Clive the clit would always say,
How he should have been named Roger.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Whilst being banged by the todger,
Of the new, incumbent male lodger.
Bereft of adequate foreplay,
Clive the clit would always say,
How he should have been named Roger.
Of the new, incumbent male lodger.
Bereft of adequate foreplay,
Clive the clit would always say,
How he should have been named Roger.
Thank you Elisabeth. Challenge accepted. A bit like the International version of It's a Knockout? I suspect most of the comperes are captured on a register by now.
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thank you Elisabeth. Challenge accepted. A bit like the International version of It's a Knockout? I suspect most of the comperes are captured on a register by now.
And a bit of short term excitement
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And a bit of short term excitement
A more fibrous diet required. 🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A more fibrous diet required. 🤣🤣
Good Morning Kev
It is Wear a Plunger on Your Head Day. Due to a misinterpretation on my part i'm now in A&E, in desperate need for a pee. Bob!🤣
Enjoy the match.
It is Wear a Plunger on Your Head Day. Due to a misinterpretation on my part i'm now in A&E, in desperate need for a pee. Bob!🤣
Enjoy the match.
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Good Morning Kev
It is Wear a Plunger on Your Head Day. Due to a misinterpretation on my part i'm now in A&E, in desperate need for a pee. Bob!🤣
Enjoy the match.
It is Wear a Plunger on Your Head Day. Due to a misinterpretation on my part i'm now in A&E, in desperate need for a pee. Bob!🤣
Enjoy the match.
Thanks Stephanie. You do realise that would require me overcoming a lifetime struggle against arse-ing about. 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Thanks Stephanie. You do realise that would require me overcoming a lifetime struggle against arse-ing about. 🤣
Thanks, although taking anything seriously is beyond me.
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Thanks, although taking anything seriously is beyond me.
Thanks Gigi. I would deliberately try lose. Its more fun.
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Thanks Gigi. I would deliberately try lose. Its more fun.
Youve scared them off, Karen.
batman and robin are walking down a city street with hearts .
ALT: batman and robin are walking down a city street with hearts .
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December 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Youve scared them off, Karen.
Money to the usual account, Karen?🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Money to the usual account, Karen?🤣🤣
🤣🤣 my thoughts too. Is his royal Holness still running it?
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
🤣🤣 my thoughts too. Is his royal Holness still running it?
Thank you Katherine, although I've not often been described as a single bowel movement.
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Thank you Katherine, although I've not often been described as a single bowel movement.
If the show was recorded on a Sunday the opposition would be disqualified due to Robin's blasphemous proclamations.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
If the show was recorded on a Sunday the opposition would be disqualified due to Robin's blasphemous proclamations.
Not the only time he could have come first in a marathon
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not the only time he could have come first in a marathon
There's a ring of truth in that
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
There's a ring of truth in that
Billy the bedbug was in disgrace,
Biting genitals that came near his face.
His safe, bed residence was no more,
As the buttock cleavage of Dave next door,
Transported him to a dangerous place.
Biting genitals that came near his face.
His safe, bed residence was no more,
As the buttock cleavage of Dave next door,
Transported him to a dangerous place.
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Billy the bedbug was in disgrace,
Biting genitals that came near his face.
His safe, bed residence was no more,
As the buttock cleavage of Dave next door,
Transported him to a dangerous place.
Biting genitals that came near his face.
His safe, bed residence was no more,
As the buttock cleavage of Dave next door,
Transported him to a dangerous place.
Good Morning Kev
It is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. That could make for an interesting Advent Calendar. I think we'll steer clear of Boxing Day, though.
Have fun
It is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. That could make for an interesting Advent Calendar. I think we'll steer clear of Boxing Day, though.
Have fun
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Good Morning Kev
It is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. That could make for an interesting Advent Calendar. I think we'll steer clear of Boxing Day, though.
Have fun
It is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. That could make for an interesting Advent Calendar. I think we'll steer clear of Boxing Day, though.
Have fun
Mousecrap
Puker
Shit the Box
Puker
Shit the Box
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mousecrap
Puker
Shit the Box
Puker
Shit the Box
