nigelpen.bsky.social
@nigelpen.bsky.social
It was all down hill from the moment the little Argos blue pens were replaced by little Ikea pencils painted red.
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
He knows where he’s going.
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What nonsense…
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
But what happens when you put CTRL+F ‘Susan’ into the same PDF?
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The minute he was appointed, it was inevitable it would end like this.
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m thinking of starting a petition to make it compulsory for multi-packs to be prime number quantities only. Then everybody would be inconvenienced and possible angry. Anyone else up for this?
September 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
There’s niche and there’s tail end of a recursive Mandelbrot from the 1990’s niche.
August 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Beef is the better choice for toad-in-the-hole. (Trust me).
August 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No, no, no! NO! One of the worst and most enduring memories from my childhood was being forced to use this vile pink paste.
July 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Matcha fuckers
May 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Surely this is a Fess rather than an Opin.
May 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
👏👏👏🎬
May 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s a mute point, like a swan’s opinion.
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM