What the actual fuck does any of this matter when there are children being kidnapped and a whole state being terrorized? You have a responsibility to fight to stop ICE any way you can and I see you blathering on about groceries. What is wrong with you?

I hate that we didn’t have a chance to primary you in ‘24, but you can bet I’ll door knock like crazy to get you out of here if you don’t start actually opposing shit. Im a Brooklynite, I vote, and I am horrified by what is happening in MN while you say NOTHING. What good are you?

This is the worst flu I’ve had as an adult. Apparently it’s absolutely everywhere

I have the flu, as well as kiddo- so I had the brilliant idea of having him sleep with me so I could be close overnight, and griph could sleep elsewhere, undisturbed by our misery. Nothing like my psyche recreating newborn panic of “is he breathing” every time I almost fall asleep.

To be fair, he unironically loves the fuck out of Waffle House.

Did you show him your hat?

I sure am cracking open my collection of cookbooks I haven’t touched since 2014.

“Loud and clear but what if we try even harder to fucking make you!?!”

Is this a fucking joke

I love that the kid now refers to dog man and captain underpants as “Dav Pilkey books” like a little literary critic.

From Duluth. I hope they fuckin feel every second.